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    Ariessign of fire, sparksmain feature: impetuosity.favorite phrase: first!

    Aries never knows what to do. That's why when you go, go headfirst. So, if you reach thefinish line while someone else, you could say: "First."

    Then you have to take action, do not stand much thought. It throws the trampoline andon the half, discovers that there's water in the pool. But no word failure in vocabulary andtry to 'repair the "image by cynicism. You say: "Maybe now change the water! It's dirt inthe pool."

    Taurusearth sign: Housefundamental feature: inexhaustible patience.favorite phrase: I think, therefore I insist.Taurus, when working, not a leg up if the other is placed firmly on the ground. For thisreason, more than to go, he makes history. If Aries jumps from trampoline before youlook, Taurus will know the name of manufacturer, the materials used, water volume and

    temperature. Aries act with determination, obstinacy bull. Aries wants everyone to listen,Taurus has a limitless patience and trying to make others to change their mind.In conclusion, the relationship could develop like this:

    Aries Taurus says, at 10 meters distance: - Come here! (This is the decision).Taurus: - No! (That's obstinacy).

    Aries: - Come here!Taurus (without moving): - No!

    Aries (making two steps): - Come here!Taurus (without moving): - No!

    Aries (advancing two steps ): - Come here!Taurus (without moving): - No!

    Aries (making two steps, finds himself face to face with Taurus) - See? I love! To livewhere I say!

    GeminiAir Sign: gust.Distinctive features: many in one.favorite phrase: truth is that everything is a lie.Gemini is a flurry with the human body: do not see arriving, not I see no starting. All Ihave one that leads us, but the twins were two, sometimes more. One is sweet andtolerant, the other is critical and detestable. That's why the twins do not know the middleroad: either you see defects, or qualities, depending on the twin concerns you.If it is sweet, you will say, "you look better than ever!"If you than the abominations: "When you lose and you gonna?"

    Cancerwater sign: the sea.Distinctive features: uncertainty on the sentimental.favorite phrase: I feel, therefore I am.

    At first, do not give trust who knows what. You have to win a single, being affectionateand loving. And tell them a thousand times that you love, because Cancers aresentimental and real vampires always complain that they get enough love. You tell him:- I love you.

    And Cancer asking: How?

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    Leosign of fire: the sun.Distinctive features: the need to be in the spotlight.favorite phrase: I am king / queen.zodiac Leo is the star, the brightest. They are easily recognizable to those who are on areflector, exclaimed:

    - You need to see how much brightness gives!Leo has a very good opinion of himself. If you are given one and you say:-Nice to meet you.He will answer:- I understand.Lions do not go on the street, but scrolling. If the street is full of shops, Leo lookswindows.But to see what is displayed in them, but to look at himself. At which point youexclaim:- I would buy if I would be so expensive!

    VirginEarth Sign: harvest.

    Distinctive features: concern.favorite phrase: Let me contradict you.Virgo is a magnifying glass with legs. Reach into your home and the first thing it does isto move your finger on the TV to see if it is dusty. And, as has a sarcastic humor, you willsay- this TV has a very nice mileu it!There's no escape! Be concerned about is the natural state of the Virgin. It will alwayscry:- I'm worried, worried.

    And if you tell anyone- but nothing happens.Virgo will answer:- That worries me the most

    Librasign of air: breeze.Distinctive features: doubt.phrase Location: sometimes yes, sometimes not.Think fast. The only drawback is that when he gets an idea, with it comes the question.:- Yes, yes, I decided, I married this year .. . and if not this year then next year ... or three

    years, why should I hurry.songs of Julio Iglesias, famous representative of the zodiac, is a treatise on doubt: "Ilove you not, do not forget you", "sometimes yes, sometimes no," 'No treacherous cat orfaithful dog. "This sign is not never sure of anything and that transforms them into someargumentative about professionals, but will never acknowledge this. For this reason, youmust catch them in traps. You say- I like to argue!

    And Libra will say- not true! And you can contradict as you want!

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    Scorpiosign water lake.Distinctive features: passion.favorite phrase: you want.are easily recognized after mysterious eyes. Scorpio does not concern, but sets directly.scorpions eyes are like fine needles poke you when they fasten. can be hypnotized and

    passionate, overly passionate. When you love, I love you more than all others. If youhate it maintains proportion. If you gift them a book they will make your gift anencyclopedia. In terms of love life, the situation is the same. You give them a kiss, theymake love to you three times in a row. Or, if you did your enemies beware. You break itto the car window, he'll burn the house. Sure would say afterwards:- I started it.

    Sagittariusfire sign: cinder .Distinctive features: Green to face the truth.favorite phrase: I tell you honestly ...it's exhausting and vitality to meet all with a smile. I posses a gentle spirit and some

    huge blunders. I easily recognize metro or bus : someone walked about 10 minutes andstill not realize that looks at you and smile:- Hello, hello!

    And of course, when someone smiles at you, what you may say? What you walk onfoot? Do not even go through your head! If you do, you will wear Sagittarius fall, willraise the foot and gives you a kick in the shin.Sagittarius is frank, but not subtle. always tell the truth willfully green face, sooner orlater always say what you think. For this, we suggest that if any native of this sign iscloser to you and you say- I'll tell the truth ...you respond to them:- But what I did I?

    Capricornsign of the land: the mountain.

    Distinctive features: believed to be indispensable.favorite phrase, what would you do without me?Capricorn is a goat and mountain goats are fighting and it dominates . If you see aCapricorn who throw the floor ten, it follows, as surely be taken up. More than just inluck, believe in self-effort.Capricorn, to be happy, must have control over everything . If this is not possible, beangry. About a Capricorn priest, who on his deathbed, he tells the nuns who care:- Oh! What to choose for you, when I am gone, who will take care of you, who will guideyou steps?

    And one of the nuns, probably a lion, replied:

    - Do not worry, Father, that Jesus Christ died and we do without He.Aquariusis a being who lives in the future now as it would be past. That's why we welcome as weprehistoric prototypes:- Hi, Jurasicule. How do you go primitive existence?They like to surprise with games words and jokes:- Last night, when you were not with me, I missed you. Now I prisosesti.Do not worry, they are just trying to seem original.

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    have one idea per second, the only drawback is that when going to a implement themcomes another and another and another. But, after all, an Aquarius is moving less than atennis referee. As this native of the sign that said,- I have so many things happened in the morning ... that not only I had time to dwell onthem, but there are exhausted ...

    Pisceswater signs: bad.Distinctive features: daydream.favorite phrase: I do not know what happened?It is the sign of the zodiac most sensitive .. I am so changeable that would seem tocenter crying laughter and interchangeable. Pisces crying because he killed his aunt andthe next second, die of laughing for it, the poor she is so fat that does not fit in the coffin.Pisces, more than to live, I know to exist.If someone is approaching a native of this sign while he regards the sunset and it asks:- What are you doing?Pisces respond without stop to watch the sky:- Nothing.

    The other asks:- And do not get bored?Pisces will answer:- If not stopped, no.