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12200:14:22,318 --> 00:14:25,942Dac soarele i prjolete calea...

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00:14:26,401 --> 00:14:29,610Un covor de umbr la picioarei voi aeza...

12400:14:30,276 --> 00:14:33,901Dac bezna te umple de groaz...

12500:14:34,359 --> 00:14:37,775...luna de pe cer o voi invoca.

12600:14:38,358 --> 00:14:41,942Dac ziua te asalteaz tristeea...

12700:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,734...cu rsete o voi alunga,

12800:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,983Rznd, dansnd,un cntec ngnnd

12900:14:50,358 --> 00:14:53,691mpreun ne vom vedea de drum.

13000:15:12,149 --> 00:15:15,607Dac te am alturi,ca tovar de drum

13100:15:16,106 --> 00:15:18,857De nimic pe lumea asta

nu m tem acum13200:15:19,981 --> 00:15:23,856De ce doar civa pai ?Toat viaa...

13300:15:24,148 --> 00:15:27,315...voi merge alturi de tine.

13400:15:27,856 --> 00:15:31,606

Dincolo de limbaje i discursuri...

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00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,355Mn n mn,fr vreun orizont anume

13600:15:36,063 --> 00:15:39,647Cei civa pai din cltoria

asta fugar...

13700:15:40,063 --> 00:15:43,771Hai, f-i acum alturi de mine.

13800:16:25,519 --> 00:16:27,478- Mulumesc.- Mulumesc.

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00:16:28,644 --> 00:16:30,456Mam !Tat !

14000:16:30,491 --> 00:16:32,269E ndrgostit !

14100:16:32,727 --> 00:16:34,894ndrgostit ?

142

00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:36,602E att de scump !

14300:16:37,186 --> 00:16:38,311Mai multe fotografii, v rog !

14400:16:38,643 --> 00:16:41,268Ce profesie are ?Cum e familia lui ?

14500:16:41,810 --> 00:16:43,643Mai ncet, mam.O s-i spun.

14600:16:44,019 --> 00:16:47,810- Mai nti, numele.- Sarfaraz.

14700:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,059E musulman ?

14800:16:50,767 --> 00:16:54,435

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Da. E student la arhitectur.Familia lui e din Pakistan.

14900:16:54,684 --> 00:16:58,767- Pakistan ! Care Pakistan ?- Exist doar un Pakistan, mam !

15000:16:59,059 --> 00:16:59,851O s pori burkha ?

15100:17:00,225 --> 00:17:02,184O s citeti Coranul ?i-ai pierdut minile ?

15200:17:02,392 --> 00:17:05,184

S nu te deconectezi.Fii pe faz.

15300:17:05,476 --> 00:17:06,726Pornete maina.

15400:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,017Suntem condamnai, Sfinia Voastr.Ajutai-ne !

155

00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:12,100tiam exact unde se duce tata.

15600:17:12,475 --> 00:17:16,850Din copilrie un singur chipne nconjura: al Sfiniei Sale.

15700:17:17,142 --> 00:17:18,600Pa, mam.

15800:17:19,433 --> 00:17:22,224De la sacoe pn la pereii bii,

15900:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,433era omniprezent.

16000:17:26,558 --> 00:17:31,390Stabilea chiar i timpul favorabilefecturii unei lucrri dentare.

16100:17:33,057 --> 00:17:37,974i druise tatei o cutie cu Zei

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pentru fiecare domeniu.

16200:17:39,098 --> 00:17:42,931Zeia Bogiei,responsabil cu Bursa de Valori.

16300:17:44,015 --> 00:17:47,973Zeia Sntii, responsabilcu meninerea condiiei fizice.

16400:17:48,556 --> 00:17:51,764Venerarea online i trimitereadulciurilor sfinte prin curier...

16500:17:52,056 --> 00:17:56,139

...erau inovaiile lui.16600:18:00,139 --> 00:18:03,097S trieti, Sfinia Ta !

16700:18:05,181 --> 00:18:06,472S trieti, Sfinia Ta.

16800:18:08,597 --> 00:18:11,055Atinge-i picioarele, Jaggu.

16900:18:20,596 --> 00:18:24,346Ce e cu pasiunea asta nebun ?

17000:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,013la un pix i scrie.

17100:18:28,429 --> 00:18:32,471Doamne...Lumineaz-m.

17200:18:37,304 --> 00:18:38,678Da...

17300:18:40,262 --> 00:18:41,345Da...

17400:18:42,386 --> 00:18:44,803Dorina Ta e porunc pentru noi.

17500:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,344

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Scrie profeia.

17600:18:47,761 --> 00:18:51,678Acest biat pakistanez,Sarfaraz,

17700:18:53,052 --> 00:18:56,802- ... te va nela.- Sunt sigur c n-o va face.

17800:18:58,386 --> 00:19:01,852Istoria e martora neltoriilor...

17900:19:01,853 --> 00:19:04,886...i trdrii acestei naii.

18000:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,677Nu urmrete dect plcerea carnal.

18100:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,093ns niciodat nu se va nsura cu tine.Se va face nevzut.

18200:19:12,385 --> 00:19:17,260Vino acas imediat ! Dac mai stai

o noapte acolo, eti moart pentru noi.

18300:19:17,295 --> 00:19:20,135Dle. Sahni, o s vorbesc eu cu ea.

18400:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,134Copil, apas tasta "Delete".

18500:19:24,593 --> 00:19:27,551terge-l din sistemul tu.

18600:19:31,884 --> 00:19:33,259Bun !

18700:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,391S-a ntmplat ceva ?

18800:19:38,633 --> 00:19:42,508- M iubeti ?

- Sigur c te iubesc. De ce ?

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00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,258- Vrei s ne cstorim ?- Ce s-a ntmplat ?

19000:19:46,467 --> 00:19:48,792- Da sau nu, Sarfaraz ?

- Da, dar...

19100:19:48,967 --> 00:19:50,883- Mine...- Mine ?

19200:19:51,549 --> 00:19:54,174Mine ne cstorim.

193

00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:58,299Profeia lui nu se va mplini.O s-i dovedesc.

19400:20:11,506 --> 00:20:14,465Dle. James Herricki doar. Oprah Brown, suntei urmtorii.

19500:20:14,882 --> 00:20:17,756- James nc n-a sosit.- Oh, vorbete cu registratorul.

19600:20:18,756 --> 00:20:20,465Vrei s-I inei puin, v rog ?

19700:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,047- Da, desigur.- Mulumesc.

19800:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,214Bun...

19900:20:26,505 --> 00:20:28,197E pentru dvs.

20000:20:28,505 --> 00:20:30,006- Pentru mine ?- Da.

20100:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,797

Mulumesc.

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00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:37,880Mesajul era de la Sarfaraz.

20300:20:38,422 --> 00:20:41,464mi spunea: cstoria nu se ncheientre indivizi, ci ntre familii.

20400:20:42,005 --> 00:20:44,921Credinele, rile i culturilenoastre sunt diferite.

20500:20:45,338 --> 00:20:47,838Nu vom putea fi niciodat fericiidac familiile noastre nu sunt fericite.

206

00:20:48,088 --> 00:20:50,296Nu ncerca s m contactezi.

20700:20:50,629 --> 00:20:52,087mi pare ru.

20800:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,693- Unde s v duc, doar ?- New Delhi.

209

00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:19,904= NEW DELHI =6 LUNI MAI TARZIU

21000:21:20,211 --> 00:21:24,170M-am ntors n oraul meu,dar prinii au refuzat s m vad.

21100:21:24,461 --> 00:21:26,335M-am angajat ca reporterla un post de tiri.

21200:21:26,711 --> 00:21:28,878Povestea de astzi:un cine deprimat.

21300:21:29,169 --> 00:21:30,419Asta e tirea noastr de senzaie !

21400:21:30,918 --> 00:21:34,294

Uneori avem subiecte de tiri,alteori le inventm noi.

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21500:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,042'Disprut: Dumnezeu'

21600:21:58,959 --> 00:22:01,625'Daca I gsii,

contactai-I pe Tipsy_Cherchelitul. '

21700:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,875Omul sta are o poveste.Ne vedem la redacie.

21800:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,875Nu ntrzia !

219

00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:26,416Scuz-m ?De ce mpari afiele astea ?

22000:22:27,124 --> 00:22:29,082Dumnezeu trebuie s-mi rezolve o problem.

22100:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,332Nici n-o rezolv, nici nu m ntInete.

222

00:22:31,748 --> 00:22:33,957Viaa mea e kaput.

22300:22:35,124 --> 00:22:38,106A intrat n ascunztoare.

22400:22:39,123 --> 00:22:44,081- L-ai vzut cumva pe undeva ?- Nu.

22500:22:46,873 --> 00:22:50,622Triasc Zeia !

22600:22:50,623 --> 00:22:55,205Triasc Sfnta Mam !

22700:22:55,456 --> 00:22:59,872Triasc Zeia,Triasc Sfnta Mam

22800:23:00,122 --> 00:23:04,705- Apropo, ce-i cu casca ?

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- Capotele de sus ale taxiurilor...

22900:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,830Galbenul i sare n ochide la distan.

23000:23:08,122 --> 00:23:11,080Taxiurile sunt uor de zrit n trafic.

23100:23:11,663 --> 00:23:15,037- i ?- Dumnezeu m poate zri i pe mine uor !

23200:23:15,413 --> 00:23:19,455Cum altfel m-ar putea distinge

n mulimea asta ?23300:23:27,787 --> 00:23:30,120Puin mai la stnga ta.Perfect !

23400:23:30,412 --> 00:23:31,745Ok, fundalul ?

23500:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,620

Ai legtura, Jaggu !

23600:23:34,454 --> 00:23:37,203Se spune c animalelenu au tendine sinucigae.

23700:23:37,703 --> 00:23:41,786Acesta e Nikku,cinele dlui. Sweetie Singh.

23800:23:42,369 --> 00:23:46,001Nikku a ncercat s se sinucidde trei ori.

23900:23:46,036 --> 00:23:49,369A srit de pe un acoperi,a nghiit somnifere...

24000:23:49,370 --> 00:23:51,661...i a srit pe un arztor de gaz.

24100:23:52,035 --> 00:23:53,994

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Ce-i n neregul cu Nikku ?

24200:23:54,202 --> 00:23:57,411O avea vreo problem psihic ?

243

00:23:58,035 --> 00:23:59,369E Nikku...

24400:24:01,618 --> 00:24:05,410- De ce te-ai oprit, Jags ?- Ce nseamn prostia asta, Mitu ?

24500:24:09,785 --> 00:24:14,951Discuia noastr cu renumistul industria,dl. Ratan, va continua imediat dup pauz.

24600:24:16,326 --> 00:24:18,617E totul n regul, Ratan ?Mai vrei cafea ?

24700:24:18,993 --> 00:24:20,242Servii-i o cafea.

24800:24:20,534 --> 00:24:22,576- Cherry...

- Oh, nu !

24900:24:22,784 --> 00:24:26,033Ce crezi ? Cinele sta suferde depresie, sindromul de anxietate,

25000:24:26,367 --> 00:24:29,617schizofrenie sau ADHD_hiperactivitatei deficit de atenie ?

25100:24:30,033 --> 00:24:32,950- Orice-ar fi, de ce mi-ar psa mie ?- Exact.

25200:24:33,242 --> 00:24:37,950De ce i-ar psa cuiva ?De ce transmitem asemenea prostii ?

25300:24:38,867 --> 00:24:42,949- Ce ai prefera s transmitem ?

- la-I, te rog.

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00:24:44,866 --> 00:24:49,158Vezi asta ? Am cunoscut un tipcare distribuia afiele astea.

25500:24:49,657 --> 00:24:52,324- I caut pe Dumnezeu.

- i L-a gsit ?

25600:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,532Nu, dar...

25700:24:54,740 --> 00:24:58,949I caui pe Dumnezeu, asta-i religie.I gseti, asta-i tire.

258

00:24:58,984 --> 00:25:01,532Dac l gsete pe Dumnezeu,adu-I aici. I pun n direct.

25900:25:01,865 --> 00:25:03,615tii politica companiei.

26000:25:03,948 --> 00:25:06,282Nicio tire despre religie,nicio tire despre Dumnezeu. Punct.

26100:25:06,948 --> 00:25:08,115Dar ce te-ai schimbat !

26200:25:08,656 --> 00:25:13,531- Unde e Cherry Bajwa, lupttorul ?- Vrei s vezi unde e ?

26300:25:14,115 --> 00:25:18,573Uit-te bine.Am trei semne aici.

26400:25:19,072 --> 00:25:20,573i nu sunt din natere.

26500:25:20,780 --> 00:25:24,947Am transmis un program mpotrivaSfiniei Sale, Gurul tatlui tu.

26600:25:25,322 --> 00:25:28,572

Adoratorii lui mi-au nfipt un tridentexact aici, n buca dreapt.

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26700:25:28,989 --> 00:25:31,447Reintri n direct n 10 secunde.

26800:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,113n ziua aceea am nvat un lucru.

'Daca vrei s trieti n ara asta... '

26900:25:34,488 --> 00:25:36,071'... nu te lua de religie. 'Asta fac.

27000:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,155- Acum am o emisiune de moderat.- 5... 4...

27100:25:38,321 --> 00:25:39,7793... 2...

27200:25:40,071 --> 00:25:40,9961...

27300:25:41,071 --> 00:25:42,155Bine ai revenit la emisiunea noastr.

274

00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:45,529Discutm cu renumitul industria,dl. Ratan...

27500:25:45,821 --> 00:25:48,612eful mi ucisese povestea.

27600:25:48,904 --> 00:25:52,863Dar s-a ntors la minedou sptmni mai trziu.

27700:26:33,068 --> 00:26:35,235CUTIA MILEl

27800:26:41,193 --> 00:26:43,480Oprii houl !

27900:26:43,481 --> 00:26:47,401Fur din cutia milei !

28000:27:05,191 --> 00:27:06,650Nu-I lsai s scape !

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28100:27:14,024 --> 00:27:17,524- Furi din cutia milei, prostule ?- Da.

282

00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:19,190Nu e ho !

28300:27:19,649 --> 00:27:22,858Am vrut s fac o donaiei am scpat portofelul n cutie.

28400:27:23,023 --> 00:27:25,814El ncerca s-I scoat.

28500:27:25,982 --> 00:27:31,940Credei-m. Putei verifica.Are 5000 de rupii n el.

28600:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,148- Sunt banii mei !- Au fost.

28700:27:50,522 --> 00:27:52,647Odat ce sunt n cutie, au fost dai.

28800:27:52,897 --> 00:27:55,981Acum sunt ai Domnului.Lsai-i s plece.

28900:27:56,980 --> 00:28:00,938- Ce naiba fceai acolo ?- mi recuperam banii.

29000:28:01,188 --> 00:28:03,147Dumnezeu i-a luat taxa,dar nu i-a ndeplinit sarcina.

29100:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,729Stai aa...

29200:28:05,355 --> 00:28:09,319Te-am vzut scond nite bani,apoi punnd civa la loc.

29300:28:09,354 --> 00:28:14,104Am luat napoi doar ce pltisem

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la templul sta. Am pus napoi restul.

29400:28:15,146 --> 00:28:16,979Ai purtat mrgele sau talismane ?

295

00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:19,479Respinse. Am renunatla ele pentru totdeauna.

29600:28:19,854 --> 00:28:25,062- Ce-i cu abibildurile atunci ?- Pentru autoaprare !

29700:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,728Chipul lui Dumnezeu pe perei

interzice urinatul.29800:28:29,062 --> 00:28:32,228Pus pe fa - te apr de lovituri.

29900:28:38,228 --> 00:28:42,436Mitu, unde eti ? Vino s m iei.Nu am bani s ajung acas.

30000:28:42,769 --> 00:28:44,019

Te nlocuiesc eu mai trziu.

30100:28:44,394 --> 00:28:50,227Sunt la Mudrika, n afara templului.Grbete-te. Mersi, pa.

30200:28:51,852 --> 00:28:53,269Poftim.

30300:28:53,726 --> 00:28:56,768- Pentru ce ?- S te duci acas.

30400:28:57,227 --> 00:29:01,685Cnd cineva nu poate ajunge acas,m simt trist.

30500:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,643- Ateapt.- Asta-i tot ce am.

30600:29:07,017 --> 00:29:09,017

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Nu-i pot accepta.

30700:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,393- De ce ?- Tu nu vrei s ajungi acas ?

30800:29:17,892 --> 00:29:21,642Pe mine nu m pot ajuta baniis ajung acas.

30900:29:21,809 --> 00:29:24,684De ce ? Unde stai ?

31000:29:32,683 --> 00:29:36,267n ruinele fntnii n trepte.

31100:29:37,558 --> 00:29:42,516Dar n anotimpul sta ploios,m cazez ntr-o celul.

31200:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,641Celul !Cum sunt cele de poliie ?

31300:29:45,974 --> 00:29:49,598

Sunt 122 n tot oraul.M fi printre ele.

31400:29:49,849 --> 00:29:53,141i te las s stai, la fel ca la hotel ?

31500:29:53,515 --> 00:29:55,932Vino.O s-i ofer o mostr.

31600:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,348Semn: NU URINAI AICI

31700:30:05,348 --> 00:30:06,764Fii atent !

31800:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,472Semn: NU URINAI AICI

319

00:30:10,806 --> 00:30:13,722Hei, poliaiule, uit-te bine aici !

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32000:30:29,055 --> 00:30:31,430i art eu !

32100:30:41,346 --> 00:30:42,887Jaggu !

32200:30:45,595 --> 00:30:47,554Trebuie s urmrim dubia aceea.

32300:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,679- Ce urmrim ?- O poveste.

32400:31:05,011 --> 00:31:07,719

D-mi portofelul tu.Am nevoie de bani lichizi.

32500:31:08,886 --> 00:31:11,302Mai repede !Mersi, pa.

32600:31:23,635 --> 00:31:26,885- Scuzai-m ?- Da ?

32700:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,635Vreau s intru n celul.

32800:31:29,844 --> 00:31:34,135- De ce ?- Ca s vorbesc cu tipul acela.

32900:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,385Crezi c aici e cafenea ?

33000:31:38,551 --> 00:31:41,884S stai la taifas cu amicii ?

33100:31:42,259 --> 00:31:43,634Asta e o nchisoare, nelegi ?

33200:31:44,175 --> 00:31:47,883Numai infractorii intr aici.

33300:31:49,717 --> 00:31:51,800Mita e o ofens !

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33400:31:52,551 --> 00:31:55,675- De aceea o comit !- Te pot bga dup gratii.

335

00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:58,800V rog s-o facei...ct mai repede posibil !

33600:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,133- V mulumesc, dle. Pandey.- O or, asta-i tot ce primeti.

33700:32:09,383 --> 00:32:10,757Bun.

33800:32:12,007 --> 00:32:16,382Vreau s-i cunosc povestea.Vrei s mi-o mprteti ?

33900:32:17,257 --> 00:32:18,007De ce ?

34000:32:18,382 --> 00:32:21,465Sunt reporter tv.

E profesia mea.

34100:32:34,215 --> 00:32:38,923- ntreab-m.- Grozav !

34200:32:43,673 --> 00:32:45,964Numele tu ?

34300:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,630Nu am unul.

34400:32:48,839 --> 00:32:51,505Aici mi se spune Tipsy_Cherchelitul.Habar n-am de ce.

34500:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,964i cu ce te ocupi ?

346

00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,588Sunt astronaut.

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34700:33:00,296 --> 00:33:01,754Astronaut !

34800:33:02,130 --> 00:33:04,422Dintre aceia ce au ratat luna ?

34900:33:04,796 --> 00:33:08,004Am fost acolo o dat.E kaput.

35000:33:09,629 --> 00:33:11,295Sigur !

35100:33:11,879 --> 00:33:13,677

i care e planeta ta preferat ?35200:33:13,712 --> 00:33:16,587- Planeta mea.- n afar de Pmnt.

35300:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,962Pmntul e mega-kaput.

35400:33:19,295 --> 00:33:21,670

Eu m refeream la planeta mea.

35500:33:25,420 --> 00:33:29,378Apare uite-acolo, noaptea.

35600:33:30,003 --> 00:33:35,064Cnd am gsit o planetcu oameni exact ca noi,

35700:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,503am luat-o razna.

35800:33:38,253 --> 00:33:40,627Am fost trimis aicintr-o misiune de cercetare.

35900:33:40,836 --> 00:33:42,669Doamne, de ce primire am avut parte !

360

00:33:43,044 --> 00:33:45,211Mi-a fost furat telecomanda.

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36100:33:46,044 --> 00:33:49,509Fr ea, nu pot transmiteniciun semnal semenilor mei...

36200:33:49,544 --> 00:33:52,669

...i fr a avea un semn de la mine,nu vor porni n cutarea mea.

36300:33:53,127 --> 00:33:55,709Vor trage concluziac e o planet periculoas.

36400:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,419C sunt deja o fosil.

36500:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,009Alo !

36600:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,334- Ascultai...- Ce vrei ?

36700:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,251Deschidei.Vreau s plec acas.

36800:34:07,543 --> 00:34:11,459nIimea Voastr, nu infractoriidecid asta, ci poliitii.

36900:34:11,750 --> 00:34:14,834- Dar n-am furat nimic.- Aa spun toi hoii.

37000:34:15,251 --> 00:34:19,000- Unde e ofierul Pandey ?- i face rondul n ora.

37100:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,333Ofier Pandey !

37200:34:22,458 --> 00:34:26,166- Ofier Pandey !- Gura sau o s primeti una-n moac.

37300:34:45,873 --> 00:34:48,582Crezi c vorbesc prostii ?

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37400:34:49,332 --> 00:34:50,873Evident !

37500:34:51,332 --> 00:34:53,456

Hindi e limba oficial a planetei voastre ?

37600:34:53,665 --> 00:34:58,790Noi nu folosim limbaj ca s comunicm.

37700:34:59,206 --> 00:35:01,790Noi citim gndurile.Nu exist confuzie.

378

00:35:02,123 --> 00:35:05,088De ex. , voi spunei cevadar gndii altceva.

37900:35:05,123 --> 00:35:07,289Un cuvnt din dou literepoate avea patru sensuri diferite.

38000:35:07,872 --> 00:35:12,580Cnd ncuviinai din cap i spunei "Oh !",nseamn "Oh, e grozav".

38100:35:13,956 --> 00:35:17,205Cnd spunei "Oh !" cu ochii ieindu-vdin cap, nseamn'veti proaste'.

38200:35:17,497 --> 00:35:20,288"Soacra se mut n casa voastr. ""Oh !"

38300:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,830Cnd suntei furioi,spunei cu voce de tunet...

38400:35:24,205 --> 00:35:27,454"Oh ! O s plteti pentru ce-ai fcut !"

38500:35:27,955 --> 00:35:30,788lar cnd suntei adncii n gnduri,scoatei un "Oh" lung !

38600:35:31,579 --> 00:35:33,996"Ohhhhhhh ! neleg !"

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38700:35:34,955 --> 00:35:38,287Cnd rostii cuvintele, trebuies fiu atent i la expresia chipului...

388

00:35:38,322 --> 00:35:40,294...ca s neleg sensul real.

38900:35:40,329 --> 00:35:44,495E o tortur !Mi-au trebuit 6 ore s nv Hindi.

39000:35:44,703 --> 00:35:47,870Ai nvat un ntreg sistem lingvisticn ase ore ?

39100:35:47,905 --> 00:35:50,328Nimeni nu m las s-I iau de mn.

39200:35:50,912 --> 00:35:53,168Pn la urm, o doamn amabila fost de acord s-i ating mna.

39300:35:53,203 --> 00:35:57,203I-am inut-o i am transferat limbajul ei

de comunicare n sistemul meu.

39400:35:57,238 --> 00:36:01,994Frate, dar mini de stngi !

39500:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,452Mna ta o fi vreun cablu de date USB,

39600:36:04,869 --> 00:36:08,452cu care transferi fiiere ntre computere ?

39700:36:08,911 --> 00:36:10,385i hainele ce le pori ?

39800:36:10,386 --> 00:36:12,494i blugii presplaisunt ultima mod pe planeta ta ?

39900:36:12,786 --> 00:36:15,701

Nuuuu !Pe planeta noastr...

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40000:36:16,035 --> 00:36:20,035.. nimeni nu poart haine.Noi umblm goi.

40100:36:20,411 --> 00:36:27,201

Iniial, am crezut c pielea noastre diferit de a voastr.

40200:36:27,827 --> 00:36:29,992Unii din voi avei pielea strlucitoare,

40300:36:30,243 --> 00:36:32,909alii o piele neagr ca abanosul.

404

00:36:34,076 --> 00:36:36,992Unele piei sunt colorate,altele sunt albe.

40500:36:37,909 --> 00:36:41,909Unele sunt mulate,altele sunt lbrate.

40600:36:43,992 --> 00:36:46,784ntr-o zi am dat peste o main.

40700:36:47,117 --> 00:36:48,242O main dansant.

40800:36:54,574 --> 00:37:00,075n ziua aceea mi-am dat seamac pielea noastr e la fel...

40900:37:00,366 --> 00:37:05,157...doar c voi v acoperiicu un lucru numit vestimentaie.

41000:37:10,491 --> 00:37:13,157Reclam Radio

41100:37:13,408 --> 00:37:16,698Acum puteam socializa.

41200:37:17,116 --> 00:37:20,698Totui eram luat n derdere.

41300:37:21,490 --> 00:37:24,864

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la uitai-v la sta !Jumtate brbat, jumtate femeie !

41400:37:26,115 --> 00:37:27,490ncetior am neles.

41500:37:27,739 --> 00:37:30,739Exist o vestimentaie pentru femeii una pentru brbai.

41600:37:31,489 --> 00:37:32,823Exist vestimentaie de zi...

41700:37:33,156 --> 00:37:34,739...i vestimentaie de noapte.

41800:37:35,156 --> 00:37:36,454Exist o vestimentaie sport...

41900:37:36,489 --> 00:37:38,114...i o vestimentaie protocolar.

42000:37:41,155 --> 00:37:45,114n acelai loc cu hainele,am gsit i nite fotografii.

42100:37:57,571 --> 00:38:03,029Am neles. Fotografiile aceleansemnau supravieuire.

42200:38:03,821 --> 00:38:06,487Le puteai schimba pe hran.

42300:38:06,779 --> 00:38:10,071Ca urmare, am fcut o mapcu fotografiile acestui btrn.

42400:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,486Ce-i asta ?

42500:38:31,694 --> 00:38:33,944Pentru ce sunt astea ?

42600:38:36,361 --> 00:38:39,444

De ce-mi dai vechiturile astea ?

427

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00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,443Aa ! Aa mai stm de vorb !

42800:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,485Poftim.

42900:38:47,527 --> 00:38:51,652Am neles. Fotografia aceea avea valoaredoar pe un anumit tip de hrtie.

43000:38:52,068 --> 00:38:56,360Pe orice alt hrtie,era inutil.

43100:38:58,692 --> 00:39:02,068

Pentru a face rost de bani i de haine,maini dansante erau la tot pasul.

43200:39:02,275 --> 00:39:05,359Ele erau contul meu bancari croitorul meu !

43300:39:07,192 --> 00:39:09,526ntr-un rnd, fcusem rostde nite haine att de hipnotice...

43400:39:09,858 --> 00:39:12,900...nct nu mai aveau nevoiede niciun fel de fotografii.

43500:39:12,935 --> 00:39:15,025Mncarea mi se oferea singur.

43600:39:15,234 --> 00:39:17,025Pentru dvs, dle !

43700:39:19,316 --> 00:39:23,233Ca s-mi gsesc telecomanda,trebuia s nv limba acestei planete.

43800:39:23,483 --> 00:39:26,566Fr s tiu s comunic,fiecare lucru de fcut era un chin.

43900:39:27,066 --> 00:39:28,691

De pild, a fi vruts-i spun acestui domn...

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44000:39:28,899 --> 00:39:32,316...c vestimentaia lui avea un defect.

44100:39:39,190 --> 00:39:42,524Am simit c i-am ruinat look-ul...

44200:39:44,107 --> 00:39:47,107...aa c I-am pus la loc.

44300:40:08,147 --> 00:40:14,022Comunicat Radio

44400:40:17,979 --> 00:40:19,921L-am gsit n drum.

44500:40:20,105 --> 00:40:22,146Vreun ticlos I-a loviti a dat bir cu fugiii.

44600:40:22,979 --> 00:40:24,938mi pare a fi n regul,

44700:40:26,188 --> 00:40:28,313doar c nu vorbete.

44800:40:29,105 --> 00:40:31,479O avea timpanul distrus ?

44900:40:31,896 --> 00:40:33,771Eti surd ?

45000:40:34,229 --> 00:40:37,646Aude perfect, doar c nu spune nimic.

45100:40:38,312 --> 00:40:43,937- Pare a fi n stare de oc.- Cred c i-a pierdut memoria.

45200:40:54,561 --> 00:40:57,561O mai ii minte pe jigodiacare te-a lovit ?

45300:40:59,852 --> 00:41:02,019

i aminteti plcua de nmatriculare ?

454

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00:41:03,269 --> 00:41:06,477i aminteti cevadin tot ce s-a ntmplat ?

45500:41:34,850 --> 00:41:38,059Vino, prietene.

Vino cu mine.

45600:41:39,267 --> 00:41:43,266Fii oaspetele meupn i vei recupera memoria.

45700:41:45,517 --> 00:41:47,558Mai lovete-te n cap din cnd n cnd.

458

00:41:47,891 --> 00:41:53,266O lovitur i-a luat memoria,alt i-o poate reda.

45900:41:53,558 --> 00:41:55,190Am vzut n filme.

46000:41:55,225 --> 00:41:57,689Ca s neleg ce tot plvrgea,

461

00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:01,849trebuia s-I iau de mn ca s-i transferlimbajul n propriul sistem.

46200:42:04,224 --> 00:42:05,849Hei !

46300:42:07,557 --> 00:42:10,848Odat cu memoria,ai uitat i ce sex ai ?

46400:42:11,140 --> 00:42:11,973Stai puin...

46500:42:13,099 --> 00:42:14,598Uite ce scrie aici.'Plcu de nmatriculare'.

46600:42:14,973 --> 00:42:16,473Sex: BRBTESC

46700:42:16,848 --> 00:42:20,640

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Brbat, vagabond, nemernic, ticlos.

46800:42:22,223 --> 00:42:27,223Ca s m pot ntoarce acas,trebuia s in pe cineva de mn.

46900:42:43,263 --> 00:42:47,222lat-I pe oaspetele meu nebun

47000:42:50,429 --> 00:42:53,930Nu difereniaz biatul de fat,Le face curte tuturor pe dat

47100:42:57,513 --> 00:43:00,554lat-I pe oaspetele meu nebun

47200:43:00,887 --> 00:43:04,096Nu difereniaz biatul de fat,Le face curte tuturor pe dat

47300:43:04,471 --> 00:43:07,845De nu voi pune gafelor tale capac,cu siguran, mi vor veni de hac !

47400:43:08,137 --> 00:43:10,804

Nu aduce pe capul meu npasta,ine-i n fru chemarea

47500:43:11,804 --> 00:43:18,595Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguroscu un moft nebunesc,

47600:43:20,136 --> 00:43:27,761Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguroscu un moft nebunesc,

47700:44:04,675 --> 00:44:08,217Turist n haine prpdite,eti de-aici sau de departe

47800:44:08,467 --> 00:44:11,634Din Mumbai, Madrid, Madagascar,sau din orice alt parte,

47900:44:12,092 --> 00:44:15,217

Turist n haine prpdite,eti de-aici sau de departe

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48000:44:15,549 --> 00:44:20,632Din Mumbai, Madrid, Madagascar,sau din orice alt parte,

48100:44:20,667 --> 00:44:25,716

n coal cum erai strigat,tocilar sau ngmfat ?

48200:44:25,965 --> 00:44:32,673n coal cum erai strigat,tocilar sau ngmfat ?

48300:44:33,007 --> 00:44:36,590Care e codul potal al locuinei tale ?

48400:44:36,799 --> 00:44:40,347Ai cobort de pe un norsau ai rsrit din pmnt

48500:44:40,382 --> 00:44:43,882De nu voi pune gafelor tale capac,cu siguran, mi vor veni de hac !

48600:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,839Nu aduce pe capul meu npasta,

ine-i n fru chemarea

48700:44:47,714 --> 00:44:54,714Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguroscu un moft cam nebunesc,

48800:44:56,714 --> 00:45:02,963Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguroscu un moft cam nebunesc

48900:45:05,506 --> 00:45:09,339Amnezia asta a lui e o binecuvntare

49000:45:12,671 --> 00:45:15,755Amnezia asta a lui e o binecuvntare

49100:45:15,922 --> 00:45:19,380Certurile sunt uitate,cmtarii-s lsai cu buzele umflate

49200:45:19,546 --> 00:45:20,962Flcu adorabil,

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49300:45:21,338 --> 00:45:22,754Flcu nevinovat

49400:45:23,338 --> 00:45:26,338

Nu aduce pe capul meu npasta,ine-i n fru chemarea,

49500:45:26,879 --> 00:45:32,921Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguroscu un moft cam nebunesc



49800:46:19,043 --> 00:46:20,709Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguros !

49900:46:20,918 --> 00:46:22,424Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguros !

50000:46:22,459 --> 00:46:25,667Oaspetele meu e un flcu viguroscu un moft cam nebunesc.

50100:46:35,708 --> 00:46:40,209i simt durerea, frioare.Dar nu mai nfca mna nimnui.

50200:46:41,291 --> 00:46:46,083S-ar putea s ajungi ntr-un pat,dar, foarte probabil, un pat de spital.

50300:46:49,458 --> 00:46:53,124Nu te da btut.tiu ce i trebuie ie.

50400:47:05,248 --> 00:47:08,499Mn, picior... atinge tot ce vrei.

50500:47:08,707 --> 00:47:11,831Nimeni nu-i va face nimic ru aici.

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Vino.

50600:47:12,207 --> 00:47:16,790Ce vecintate !Femei virtuoase, primitoare,

50700:47:17,373 --> 00:47:20,581Toate vor s m ia de mni s m invite-n cas

50800:47:21,081 --> 00:47:25,373Uite, i-o prezint pe linititai delicata Pepper.

50900:47:25,539 --> 00:47:29,164

Pepper, du-I n apartamentul nupial.51000:48:18,328 --> 00:48:20,370Pepper a stat rbdtoaretoat noaptea.

51100:48:20,578 --> 00:48:25,619Timp de 6 ore ntregi,am transferat fiierele ei de limbaj.

512

00:48:26,244 --> 00:48:31,494ABC - XYZ,am asimilat totul.

51300:48:42,118 --> 00:48:47,118E prima ta dat ?Kaput nainte s porneti ?

51400:48:52,326 --> 00:48:54,284D... d... da !

51500:48:55,659 --> 00:48:58,117De unde eti ?

51600:49:01,117 --> 00:49:03,533De departe, de foarte departe...

51700:49:04,450 --> 00:49:07,450...dintr-un sat necunoscut.

51800:49:07,742 --> 00:49:10,008Dar vorbeti limba mea !

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51900:49:10,953 --> 00:49:15,408Am nvat-o de la tine, sor.

52000:49:15,574 --> 00:49:19,407

Sor !Te crezi la mnstire ? Afar !

52100:49:21,616 --> 00:49:22,966Frate !

52200:49:23,741 --> 00:49:27,865Frate, trezete-te !Trezete-te, frioare !

52300:49:28,657 --> 00:49:30,406Frate !

52400:49:30,907 --> 00:49:35,157Vorbeti !Frioare, am nevoie de ajutorul tu.

52500:49:35,407 --> 00:49:37,406Pepper i-a eliberat vocea !

52600:49:37,656 --> 00:49:42,239Frate, vino repede cu mine.Memoria i sexul sunt strns conectate.

52700:49:43,073 --> 00:49:47,365Updateaz-i fiierele:sexul face bine!

52800:49:47,531 --> 00:49:51,239- E urgent, frioare !- Bine, s mergem.

52900:49:58,364 --> 00:49:59,697Stai... Oprete-te !

53000:49:59,989 --> 00:50:01,822Oprete-te, frioare !

53100:50:05,364 --> 00:50:09,155

Ticlosul m-a jefuit exact aici.

532

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00:50:09,654 --> 00:50:12,322Am nevoie de dispozitiv, frioare.Trebuie s-I recuperez.

53300:50:12,613 --> 00:50:14,446- E preios ?

- E nepreuit !

53400:50:15,155 --> 00:50:17,738Houl trebuie s fie vreun localnic.

53500:50:18,237 --> 00:50:20,904Dar o s-i vnd prada n Delhi.

53600:50:21,112 --> 00:50:24,613

Dac ar vinde lucruri valoroase aici,ar fi prins.

53700:50:25,695 --> 00:50:29,445- Atunci trebuie s plec.- Unde ?

53800:50:30,279 --> 00:50:31,420La Delhi.

539

00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:56,902- Dle. poliist !- Da ?

54000:50:57,444 --> 00:51:00,486- Mi-a fost furat telecomanda.- Eti beat ?

54100:51:00,860 --> 00:51:03,693Pui poliia s-i caute telecomanda TV ?

54200:51:04,319 --> 00:51:07,110- Nu e o telecomand TV !- Atunci ce e ?

54300:51:08,152 --> 00:51:11,485Nu pot s v spun.Dar e prins cu un Ian.

54400:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,942

Extrem de valoroas.

545

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00:51:13,318 --> 00:51:15,859- Unde i-a fost furat ?- n Mandawa.

54600:51:16,901 --> 00:51:20,776i o caui n Delhi, idiotule ?

54700:51:21,276 --> 00:51:23,109Houl a venit la Delhi.

54800:51:23,276 --> 00:51:25,240- i ?- i unde e ?

54900:51:25,275 --> 00:51:28,233

Mi, cap sec !E un ora cu 15 milioane de oameni.

55000:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,317Poliia nu e Dumnezeu.

55100:51:34,900 --> 00:51:38,400Doar Dumnezeu te poate ajuta.

55200:51:39,524 --> 00:51:44,983

Las-te pe mna lui Dumnezeui vei reui.

55300:51:45,316 --> 00:51:49,649Doar Dumnezeu tie.

55400:51:49,940 --> 00:51:53,566ntreab-I pe El, nu pe mine !

55500:51:54,565 --> 00:51:58,024Crede n Dumnezeu, copilul meu.

55600:51:58,357 --> 00:52:03,774Cine era acest Dumnezeu ?Toi spuneau c doar El te poate ajuta.

55700:52:04,357 --> 00:52:07,315Ce am vzut m-a uimit complet.

558

00:52:07,732 --> 00:52:11,440Pmntenii realizasercine i fabricase !

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55900:52:11,981 --> 00:52:16,190Creatorul lor tria alturi de ei.Avea milioane de case.

560

00:52:16,522 --> 00:52:22,898n schimbul unei mici taxe,El le rezolv toate problemele.

56100:52:23,356 --> 00:52:26,980Planeta mea nu avea astfel de faciliti.

56200:52:27,314 --> 00:52:32,189Nu-mi credeam ochilor !Ca urmare, am decis s testez.

56300:52:34,230 --> 00:52:36,236Un Dumnezeu de luat la pachet.

56400:52:36,271 --> 00:52:39,688Care din ei ?De 20, 50, 100, 500 de rupii ?

56500:52:40,229 --> 00:52:43,480E vreo diferen ntre cel de 20

i cel de 500 de rupii ?

56600:52:43,812 --> 00:52:45,944Doar mrimea.

56700:52:45,979 --> 00:52:49,396Dumnezeul de 20 de rupiie la fel de eficient ?

56800:52:50,479 --> 00:52:54,146Uite ce e, d-mi 15 rupii !Nu mai puin.

56900:53:07,062 --> 00:53:11,269Doamne, sunt flmnd.D-mi ceva de mncare, Te rog !

57000:53:23,227 --> 00:53:24,852Am nnebunit, literalmente.

57100:53:25,311 --> 00:53:29,352Dumnezeu chiar funciona !

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Acum m pot duce acas.

57200:53:29,387 --> 00:53:32,310Doamne, telecomanda mi-a fost furat.

573

00:53:32,685 --> 00:53:35,809Te rog s o gseti.Vreau s m ntorc acas.

57400:53:49,142 --> 00:53:53,309Bateria Domnului murise.Funcionase o dat, apoi kaput.

57500:53:53,344 --> 00:53:55,024Ce spui ?

57600:53:55,059 --> 00:53:57,399Pune-i o baterie nou.Unde se insereaz ?

57700:53:57,434 --> 00:54:00,516- Nu merge cu baterie.- Atunci de ce s-a stricat ?

57800:54:00,975 --> 00:54:04,516

- Are vreun defect de fabricaie ?- Eu nu fac lucruri defecte.

57900:54:05,600 --> 00:54:10,266- Tu ai fcut acest Dumnezeu ?- Desigur ! Cu minile mele.

58000:54:10,974 --> 00:54:13,891Tu I-ai fcut pe Dumnezeusau Dumnezeu te-a fcut pe tine ?

58100:54:14,099 --> 00:54:19,058El ne-a fcut pe toi.Eu i fac doar statuile.

58200:54:19,266 --> 00:54:21,474De ce i faci statui ?

58300:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,390Ca s-L venerm.

S ne asculte necazurile.

584

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00:54:25,807 --> 00:54:30,057Are vreun transmitor nuntru ?Cum ne poate auzi ?

58500:54:31,098 --> 00:54:35,890Domnul n-are nevoie de transmitor.

Ne aude direct.

58600:54:35,925 --> 00:54:38,848Direct ? Atunci de ce mai e nevoiede statuie ?

58700:54:39,098 --> 00:54:41,639Ce-are sta ?

588

00:54:42,598 --> 00:54:46,264Vrei s-mi ruinezi afacerea ?Care e problema ta ?

58900:54:47,056 --> 00:54:49,014Mi-a fost furat telecomanda, dle.

59000:54:49,222 --> 00:54:52,555I rog pe Dumnezeu s mi-o gseasc.Dar nu-mi rspunde.

59100:54:53,056 --> 00:54:55,062- Te-ai cherchelit ?- Adic ?

59200:54:55,097 --> 00:54:58,312i ceri prea multDomnului acesta minuscul.

59300:54:58,347 --> 00:55:01,138Are picioarele prea micue.Nu poate alerga dup ho.

59400:55:01,173 --> 00:55:04,180Du-te i bate-L la cappe Domnul din templu.

59500:55:04,722 --> 00:55:07,061El o s alerge repede.

596

00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:10,929Ofer-i ap de nuc de cocos i banii o s te serveasc.

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59700:55:10,964 --> 00:55:12,763200 de rupii.

59800:55:18,220 --> 00:55:22,429

Pmntenii ateptau cu banii pregtiica s-i vad rezolvate problemele.

59900:55:22,928 --> 00:55:25,595Exact dou ore mai trziu,am fost primit n audien.

60000:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,179Doamne !

60100:55:28,887 --> 00:55:32,179Te rog, Doamne,red-mi telecomanda.

60200:55:34,219 --> 00:55:36,261- Unde este ?- Mic !

60300:55:36,595 --> 00:55:38,386Stai, nu mi-a dat ce I-am cerut.

60400:55:38,803 --> 00:55:43,136Nu i-a achitat sarcina !Uite, I-am dat banii !

60500:55:43,171 --> 00:55:45,094- O s-i rezolve problema.- Dar cnd ?

60600:55:45,261 --> 00:55:47,719Nu pot s-i spun cnd,dar se va face.

60700:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,761- Mic-te din rnd.- Dar cnd o s-o primesc ?

60800:55:50,796 --> 00:55:52,344Nu mai bloca rndul ! Valea !

60900:55:52,510 --> 00:55:55,260Dac plec, s-ar putea

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s-o primeasc altcineva.

61000:55:55,295 --> 00:55:56,100Eti beat ?

611

00:55:56,135 --> 00:56:00,093Dn, te rog !De unde s-mi ridic telecomanda ?

61200:56:00,128 --> 00:56:02,058De la spitalul de nebuni !

61300:56:02,093 --> 00:56:06,010Ce ? Dau banii aici i primescce-am cerut la nebuni ?

61400:56:06,045 --> 00:56:08,259- Dai-I afar !- Atunci dai-mi o chitan.

61500:56:08,426 --> 00:56:09,292Termin !

61600:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,718Cum o s-mi pot revendica bunul

fr chitan ?

61700:56:12,753 --> 00:56:15,099lei afar !

61800:56:15,134 --> 00:56:17,717- i telecomanda mea ?- Afar !

61900:56:25,633 --> 00:56:28,300Nu-mi gsesc pantofii.

62000:56:28,884 --> 00:56:31,966i i-a luat cineva.Acum ia i tu pantofii altuia.

62100:56:32,383 --> 00:56:35,216Rotaia ntre temple a devenit o rutin.

622

00:56:48,716 --> 00:56:53,049Mi-a luat banii dar nu mi-a dat marfa.

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62300:56:57,049 --> 00:56:58,471Numele Lui ?

62400:56:58,506 --> 00:57:00,631- I se spune Dumnezeu.

- Numele real ?

62500:57:00,965 --> 00:57:02,506Habar n-am.

62600:57:04,089 --> 00:57:07,964- Unde locuiete ?- n templul acela.

627

00:57:08,298 --> 00:57:12,131- I-ai dat banii personal ?- Nu. I-am pus n cutia Lui.

62800:57:12,166 --> 00:57:14,922- A spus c o s fac treaba ?- N-a spus nimic.

62900:57:14,957 --> 00:57:18,297- E mut ?- Posibil... probabil.

63000:57:18,922 --> 00:57:20,505Oh...

63100:57:22,088 --> 00:57:24,130Descrie-I.

63200:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,880Aa arat.

63300:57:30,796 --> 00:57:33,130Dar e mai mare.

63400:57:34,130 --> 00:57:35,863Apropie-te...

63500:57:37,379 --> 00:57:38,755Eti beat ?

63600:57:39,546 --> 00:57:42,254Da.

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Cum de tii cu toii ?

63700:57:42,421 --> 00:57:45,920M crezi prost ?Sunt poliist de 20 de ani !

63800:57:46,129 --> 00:57:49,087Cine e beat, cine e treaz...Pot spune dintr-o ochire.

63900:57:50,171 --> 00:57:53,087Percheziioneaz-l.

64000:57:54,795 --> 00:57:57,170Las-m s arunc o privire.

64100:57:58,670 --> 00:58:00,337Dr. D'Mello...

64200:58:01,045 --> 00:58:05,878Doctore, de ce-i bei minile ?i-ai uitat credina ?

64300:58:06,170 --> 00:58:09,961Confunzi templul cu biserica !

Vrei s provoci tulburri ?

64400:58:10,711 --> 00:58:14,961Du-te la biseric.La Dumnezeul tu.

64500:58:17,044 --> 00:58:18,793La biseric ?

64600:59:07,291 --> 00:59:08,756Pleac de-aici !

64700:59:08,791 --> 00:59:11,750Bunul meu !Telecomanda mea !

64800:59:12,166 --> 00:59:15,291Domnul Isus a murit crucificatpentru pcatele tale, om ingrat ce eti !

64900:59:15,790 --> 00:59:19,749Crucificat ! Cnd ?

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65000:59:20,124 --> 00:59:23,498Cu 2,000 de ani n urm.Pentru pcatele tale !

651

00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:27,123Dar ce-am fcut ?Abia am ajuns aici.

65200:59:28,831 --> 00:59:30,963Eti beat ?

65300:59:30,998 --> 00:59:33,748Domnul te privete.Poart-te exemplar.

65400:59:34,498 --> 00:59:37,664Unde ?Unde e Dumnezeu ?

65500:59:38,040 --> 00:59:41,040- Ce e n pocal ?- Vin.

65600:59:41,414 --> 00:59:45,247

Vin !Acum m-am prins !

65700:59:46,122 --> 00:59:48,705Domnul se sturasede ap de nuc de cocos.

65800:59:48,997 --> 00:59:52,788Acum prefera vinul.Dar vinul era scump.

65900:59:53,122 --> 00:59:55,122Trebuia s strng bani.

66000:59:56,788 --> 01:00:01,413Luasem civa dintr-o main dansant,alii de la un domn...

66101:00:01,747 --> 01:00:04,371...care sttea n fiecare zi

ntinznd un bol cu bani.

662

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01:00:04,787 --> 01:00:07,912Puteai s iei ci aveai nevoie.

66301:00:19,495 --> 01:00:24,745Anun Radio

66401:00:28,203 --> 01:00:30,245Dle, e vreo cas a Domnului prin zon ?

66501:00:30,453 --> 01:00:32,369Chiar acolo.

66601:00:32,578 --> 01:00:41,578Prezictorule, las-m s beaun aezmntul Domnului.

66701:00:45,119 --> 01:00:51,785Sau arat-mi un loc unde nu e Dumnezeu.

66801:00:52,744 --> 01:00:55,410Oprete-te !Ce-i asta ?

66901:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,660Vin.

Pentru Dumnezeu.

67001:00:58,035 --> 01:00:59,868Unde este ?

67101:01:40,033 --> 01:01:42,282Doamna aceastami s-a prut foarte trist.

67201:01:42,615 --> 01:01:45,407Ca s aflu de ce,i-am luat mna ntr-a mea.

67301:01:45,699 --> 01:01:48,157Te dai la o vduv, desfrnatule ?

67401:01:48,490 --> 01:01:50,574Vduv ?De unde tii c e vduv ?

67501:01:50,782 --> 01:01:52,740Nu vezi c e mbrcat n alb ?

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67601:02:04,698 --> 01:02:07,698- E totul n regul ?- Totul e bine.

677

01:02:08,905 --> 01:02:10,780Relaxeaz-te. Zmbete.

67801:02:12,281 --> 01:02:14,947Condoleane pentru moartea soului.

67901:02:14,982 --> 01:02:16,363- Ce ?- De unde tii ?

68001:02:16,613 --> 01:02:19,134De unde tiu ?Eti mbrcat n alb.

68101:02:19,169 --> 01:02:21,620Miresele se nvemnteaz n alb !

68201:02:21,655 --> 01:02:26,196- Nu, vduvele poart alb.- Miresele poart alb, prostnacule !

68301:02:26,231 --> 01:02:29,322N-o mai stresa. Dispari !

68401:02:39,362 --> 01:02:41,696Toate trei v-ai pierdut soii ?

68501:02:42,154 --> 01:02:44,362Sunt n via, idiotule !Vrei o scatoalc ?

68601:02:45,987 --> 01:02:48,202Dup destule scatoalce primite,am nvat...

68701:02:48,237 --> 01:02:51,653...c nu exist un singur Dumnezeu.Existau mai muli.

688

01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:54,236Fiecare cu propriul set de reguli.

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S-mi gsesc religia se dovedio grea provocare.

70301:04:03,607 --> 01:04:08,441Am decis s venerez toi Dumnezeii.

70401:04:08,733 --> 01:04:12,441Unul dintre ei trebuie s fieDumnezeul meu care m va ajuta.

70501:04:12,691 --> 01:04:19,024Tu guvernezi lumea pe care o aud

70601:04:19,481 --> 01:04:25,273Ascult-mi rugmintea,

Casa mea m cheam la ea,70701:04:25,648 --> 01:04:30,772Doamne, unde eti ?

70801:04:32,440 --> 01:04:38,273Alah, spune-mi unde eti.

70901:04:39,439 --> 01:04:45,814Pe cei ce i-au pierdut calea

i faci s i-o regseasc,

71001:04:45,849 --> 01:04:52,188i eu m-am rtcit complet,Te rog s-mi ari i mie calea

71101:04:52,604 --> 01:04:57,646Doamne, unde eti ?


71301:05:32,769 --> 01:05:35,686S Te venerez n temple ?

71401:05:36,227 --> 01:05:39,144S-i dovedesc credina-mi n moschei ?

71501:05:39,477 --> 01:05:45,436

Sau ntr-un templu gurudwaraai vrea s pesc ?

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71601:05:46,269 --> 01:05:52,685Temple i biserici,prin toate-am cutat

71701:05:53,019 --> 01:05:59,018

Sperana mea s-a convertitacum n disperare

71801:05:59,726 --> 01:06:04,934Sperana mea s-a convertitacum n disperare

71901:06:06,517 --> 01:06:12,517Sperana mea s-a convertitacum n disperare

72001:06:16,725 --> 01:06:22,516Am respectat fiecare ritual

72101:06:23,683 --> 01:06:29,474Ca alte milioane din juru-mi,m-am supus neezitant

72201:06:30,016 --> 01:06:34,890Doamne, unde eti ?


72401:07:10,180 --> 01:07:16,471Multe nume porii multe chipuri ai

72501:07:16,930 --> 01:07:22,972Am strbtut fiecare craredin miile ce duc la Tine

72601:07:23,596 --> 01:07:29,762Nu Te-am gsit n niciun loc sfnt

72701:07:30,263 --> 01:07:35,387Ca s Te gsesc, d-mi un indiciu,Ce a mai putea s fac ?

728


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730

01:07:54,344 --> 01:08:00,052Respect orbetei cu o adoraie nepreuit

73101:08:01,052 --> 01:08:06,802Fiecare moft i gnd de-al Tu,de-o manier mai mult dect suficient

73201:08:07,386 --> 01:08:11,885Doamne, unde eti ?


73401:08:20,801 --> 01:08:25,884Doamne, unde eti ?


73601:08:42,883 --> 01:08:45,883Doamne, nu mai tiu ce s cred.

73701:08:47,717 --> 01:08:52,383Care e vina mea ?De ce vocea mea nu ajunge la Tine ?

73801:08:54,049 --> 01:08:56,550Ascult-mi rugmintea.

73901:08:57,091 --> 01:08:59,133Arat-mi calea.

74001:08:59,716 --> 01:09:01,674Te rog.

74101:09:04,049 --> 01:09:06,424S vorbesc cu tine cu minile mpreunate,

74201:09:06,841 --> 01:09:11,799sau s ngenunchez,

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cu capul la pmnt ?

74301:09:14,173 --> 01:09:16,299S te trezesc cu clopotele templului ?

744

01:09:16,756 --> 01:09:18,673Sau s-i strig numele ntr-un megafon ?

74501:09:19,798 --> 01:09:25,089Geeta, Coranul, Biblia...Pe care s-o citesc ?

74601:09:25,673 --> 01:09:29,631Managerii ti diferii spun lucruri diferite.

74701:09:30,214 --> 01:09:34,797Unii insist s in post lunea,alii spun c marea.

74801:09:35,214 --> 01:09:40,089Unii-i interzic s mnnci dup apus,alii dup rsrit.

74901:09:40,922 --> 01:09:44,797Unii spun, 'venereaz vaca'.

Alii spun, 'sacrific-o'.

75001:09:45,463 --> 01:09:50,921Unii m trimit descul la templu,alii poart pantofi n biseric.

75101:09:51,338 --> 01:09:54,088Ce e bine, ce e ru...

75201:09:54,462 --> 01:09:56,838N-am idee.

75301:09:58,462 --> 01:10:01,087Simt c nu mai pot.

75401:10:03,421 --> 01:10:05,587Vreau s m ntorc acas.

75501:10:06,087 --> 01:10:10,254

O s fac orice mi ceri.Doar du-m acas.

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75601:10:10,753 --> 01:10:12,545V rog.

75701:10:14,170 --> 01:10:16,045Spunei ceva.

75801:10:17,087 --> 01:10:19,044Mcar unul din voi...

75901:10:19,878 --> 01:10:23,836...s-mi dea un rspuns.V rog !

76001:10:25,919 --> 01:10:27,295

V rog !76101:10:29,003 --> 01:10:30,711V rog !

76201:10:41,793 --> 01:10:44,626Disprut: Dumnezeu



76501:11:38,581 --> 01:11:40,082De ce ncui ua, omule ?

76601:11:40,249 --> 01:11:42,249Azi nu-mi mai scapi.

76701:11:42,999 --> 01:11:44,644Hai, deschide ua, prietene !

76801:11:44,679 --> 01:11:46,290Zeu Shiva, uciga al pcatelor...

76901:11:46,832 --> 01:11:48,081...care nu Te temi de nimeni...

77001:11:48,581 --> 01:11:51,004Paza !

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Cine eti ?

77101:11:51,039 --> 01:11:55,956Nu m recunoti ?Sunt Tipsy_Cherchelitul !

77201:11:57,331 --> 01:11:59,706Unde naiba e paza ?

77301:11:59,998 --> 01:12:03,455Dau spectacole pentru beivi n toalet ?

77401:12:05,122 --> 01:12:07,205Deschide ua aia imediat !

77501:12:07,455 --> 01:12:09,128Telecomanda mea, mai nti !

77601:12:09,163 --> 01:12:12,414- Ce telecomand ?- Dispozitivul navei mele spaiale.

77701:12:12,830 --> 01:12:13,913Nav spaial ?

77801:12:14,163 --> 01:12:17,496Ai amnezie ?Pentru a zilioana oar,

77901:12:17,955 --> 01:12:20,788...nu sunt de aici.Vin de pe o planet ndeprtat.

78001:12:20,955 --> 01:12:21,997Mic !

78101:12:22,329 --> 01:12:26,162D-mi telecomanda i apoi plec.Ai neles ?

78201:12:26,746 --> 01:12:29,996Frate, d-mi drumul.M ateapt copii mici acas.

783

01:12:30,031 --> 01:12:32,502tiu !Eti tatI a doi Dumnezei.

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78401:12:32,537 --> 01:12:35,293Amndoi au o vrst de secole.Pot sta singuri acas.

785

01:12:35,328 --> 01:12:37,954Mai nti mi dai telecomanda,apoi te reuneti cu familia.

78601:12:38,954 --> 01:12:42,287- Oh, Doamne, salveaz-m, Te rog...- Exist un Dumnezeu i mai sus de Tine ?

78701:12:42,322 --> 01:12:45,453- Zeule Shiva, ajut-m !

- Unde e ?78801:12:47,578 --> 01:12:51,078Acum prezentndu-v dansul zeului Shiva,nenfricatul...

78901:12:51,113 --> 01:12:53,786Ajutor !Ajutor !

790

01:12:55,911 --> 01:12:57,077Ajutor !

79101:13:03,910 --> 01:13:06,411Ajutor !

79201:13:07,576 --> 01:13:08,535Ajutor !

79301:13:25,534 --> 01:13:28,867Slav Zeului Shiva

79401:13:47,658 --> 01:13:51,408Slav Zeului Shiva

79501:13:52,032 --> 01:13:57,657Meditam pe crestele nzpeziteale munilor Himalaya...

796

01:13:58,032 --> 01:14:01,199...cnd, brusc, se fcu lumin !

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79701:14:01,615 --> 01:14:03,824O lumin orbitoare !

79801:14:04,615 --> 01:14:09,824Provenea de la o perl

czut n zpad.

79901:14:10,740 --> 01:14:15,198Am nchis ochiii I-am invocat pe Dumnezeu.

80001:14:15,233 --> 01:14:18,194n clipa urmtoare, eram conectat.

801

01:14:18,229 --> 01:14:21,156M-am rugat,"Doamne, lumineaz-m!"

80201:14:21,489 --> 01:14:26,948Ce este acest obiect miraculos,cald chiar i n frigul acesta muctor ?

80301:14:27,614 --> 01:14:28,788Domnul mi-a rspuns,

80401:14:28,823 --> 01:14:33,787"E o perl divindin colierul Zeului Shiva.

80501:14:33,822 --> 01:14:39,697la-o i pstreaz-o cu sfinenientr-un mare templu.

80601:14:39,863 --> 01:14:46,405La vederea acestei perle,se vor vindeca toi.

80701:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,154Slav Zeului Shiva.

80801:14:49,946 --> 01:14:52,405Suntei pregtii s-o vedei ?

80901:14:52,821 --> 01:14:55,654

Perla divin din colierul Zeului Shiva !

810

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01:14:59,445 --> 01:15:03,862Slav Zeului Shiva !




81401:15:22,528 --> 01:15:23,451Stai.

81501:15:23,486 --> 01:15:27,777Lsai-I s treac.Este fascinat de privelite.

81601:15:27,812 --> 01:15:30,398- Vino.- Slav Zeului Shiva !

81701:15:30,433 --> 01:15:32,986Nu acolo, copile.

Vino aici.

81801:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,069Exprim-i extazul.



82101:15:41,734 --> 01:15:44,151Doamne, unde eti ?Te rog, arat-Te !

82201:15:44,186 --> 01:15:46,402Vreau s-i mulumesc.

82301:15:47,734 --> 01:15:51,407

E chiar aici.L-am ntInit n toalet.

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82401:15:51,442 --> 01:15:54,026I-am cerut s-mi dea ce-i al meui a luat-o la fug.

82501:15:54,401 --> 01:15:56,192

Am crezut c m-a lsatcu ochii n soare.

82601:15:56,567 --> 01:16:00,067Dar nu !M-a condus ctre lucrul ce-mi aparine.

82701:16:03,733 --> 01:16:05,775Aceasta nu e perla Zeului Shiva.

82801:16:06,025 --> 01:16:08,990E lucrul meu,dar a fost livrat aici n mod greit.

82901:16:09,025 --> 01:16:10,984Perla dumitale a fost, probabil,i ea livrat altcuiva.

83001:16:11,316 --> 01:16:16,024ntreab-L pe Dumnezeu, e chiar aici.

Doamne, pete n fa i explic.

83101:16:18,066 --> 01:16:20,941Oricum, o s iau ce-mi aparine.

83201:16:22,983 --> 01:16:25,899Dar e a mea !De ce m oprii ?


83401:17:31,645 --> 01:17:37,228De cnd ai senzaia asta,c ai fi de pe alt planet ?

83501:17:39,561 --> 01:17:45,561Ascult.Trebuie s te duci la un psihiatru.

83601:17:46,603 --> 01:17:50,686Timpul a expirat ! Doar att poi sta

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n nchisoare pentru 500 de rupii.

83701:17:57,602 --> 01:17:59,560Uite cartea mea de vizit.

838

01:18:00,352 --> 01:18:04,394Ai acolo numrul meu de telefon.i fac programare, dac vrei.

83901:18:04,810 --> 01:18:07,310Sun-m cnd doreti. Da ?

84001:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,434Ai grij de tine.

84101:18:12,434 --> 01:18:14,559i mulumesc, ofier Pandey.

84201:18:16,184 --> 01:18:19,184Nu crezi n povestea mea ?

84301:18:21,393 --> 01:18:25,517Atunci ntoarce-te la cinele lasinuciga al tu, Nikku.

84401:18:26,101 --> 01:18:28,517Aia e povestea ce i se potrivete.

84501:18:35,308 --> 01:18:38,891Trebuie s reintru n celul dou minute.

84601:18:39,683 --> 01:18:42,849Termin odat cu intrrile-ieirile astea !

84701:18:43,392 --> 01:18:48,058Pentru nc 500 de rupii,i-I dau cu totul.

84801:18:48,349 --> 01:18:51,891Cnd i-am spus eu de Nikku,cinele cu tendine sinucigae ?

84901:18:52,474 --> 01:18:56,224- Nu mi-ai spus.

- Atunci de unde tii ?

850

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01:18:56,599 --> 01:19:01,431Cnd mi-ai atins minile,i-am citit gndurile.

85101:19:02,473 --> 01:19:04,099Te gndeai:

'povestea asta nu st n picioare'.

85201:19:04,348 --> 01:19:05,765Trebuie s continui cu povestea lui Nikku.

85301:19:06,099 --> 01:19:08,974Nu mini !Trebuie s-i fi pomenit ceva de cine.

854

01:19:09,181 --> 01:19:12,473Nu pot s mint. Minciuniletrebuie exprimate prin limbaj.

85501:19:12,682 --> 01:19:16,265Pe planeta noastr, ne citim gndurileprin atingere de mini.

85601:19:17,306 --> 01:19:18,514- D-mi mna ta.- Nici vorb.

85701:19:18,764 --> 01:19:20,973- ncearc...- Ajut-m, fiule !

85801:19:21,305 --> 01:19:22,825Soia mea e bolnav.

85901:19:22,826 --> 01:19:26,472Spitalul mi cere un avansde 10,000 de rupii.

86001:19:26,722 --> 01:19:30,888mi mai trebuiesc 500.Dac m poi ajuta...

86101:19:31,097 --> 01:19:34,554Te ajut.Poftim.

86201:19:34,721 --> 01:19:37,478D-mi adresa ta.

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O s i le trimit prin curier.

86301:19:37,513 --> 01:19:40,638Curierul nu poate ajunge la mine acas.Pstreaz-i, te rog.

86401:19:40,888 --> 01:19:44,513- Mulumesc.- Dle...

86501:19:45,221 --> 01:19:48,221Uite nc 100 de rupii.Pentru baci.

86601:19:50,471 --> 01:19:52,429

Fii binecuvntat.86701:19:53,595 --> 01:19:57,428Tocmai mi-ai confirmat.Nu citeti gnduri.

86801:19:57,804 --> 01:20:02,845Ai fost nelat.Nu e niciun spital n zon.

869

01:20:03,136 --> 01:20:07,477tiu. Vrea s-i ofere soiei cadouo cin de cinci stele.

87001:20:07,512 --> 01:20:12,469E aniversarea celor 75 de ani ai ei.N-a fost niciodat ntr-un loc fistichiu.

87101:20:12,719 --> 01:20:15,511El face economii de luni bunedin propria pensie.

87201:20:15,678 --> 01:20:19,052Soia a comandat ngheat,iar bugetul lui e kaput.

87301:20:19,261 --> 01:20:22,219Sub pretextul folosirii toaletei,a plecat s fac rost de civa dolari.

874

01:20:22,254 --> 01:20:23,594Alt nscocire !

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87501:20:24,718 --> 01:20:27,885Cei de pe planeta noastr nu mint.

87601:20:28,843 --> 01:20:30,551n fine, crezi ce vrei.

87701:21:31,131 --> 01:21:32,639- Poftim.- Mulumesc, dle.

87801:21:32,674 --> 01:21:35,340O clip. S-i dm i luiceva pentru efort.

879

01:21:35,548 --> 01:21:40,006Hai s fim generoi.E ziua ta de natere !

88001:21:40,298 --> 01:21:41,340V mulumesc.

88101:22:10,338 --> 01:22:12,338Adres: Ruinele fntnii n trepte

882

01:22:36,670 --> 01:22:40,003i-am spus.Noi nu minim pe planeta noastr.

88301:22:42,086 --> 01:22:44,253Sper c n-ai spus nimnui...

88401:22:51,294 --> 01:22:53,335...c eti extraterestru.

88501:22:53,627 --> 01:22:57,036Nici vorb !M-ar nchide ntr-un laborator...

88601:22:57,037 --> 01:22:59,669...i m-ar diseca pentru cercetare !

88701:23:01,627 --> 01:23:04,377De ce mi-ai spus mie ?

88801:23:06,001 --> 01:23:07,584De cnd am pit pe planeta asta,

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88901:23:07,876 --> 01:23:10,834...toi au luat bani de la mine.

89001:23:11,168 --> 01:23:14,417

Tu ai fost prima care a dat5,000 de rupii pentru mine.

89101:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,626M-am gndit c eti om bun.C pot avea ncredere n tine.

89201:23:22,167 --> 01:23:24,541O s te ajut s-i recuperezitelecomanda, Tipsy.

89301:23:25,833 --> 01:23:27,209Cum ?

89401:23:27,667 --> 01:23:31,750nc nu m-am gndit cum,dar o s te ntorci acas.

89501:23:32,166 --> 01:23:34,416i promit.

89601:24:21,705 --> 01:24:23,747La ce te holbezi aa ?

89701:24:24,288 --> 01:24:25,988La tine.

89801:24:26,330 --> 01:24:28,580Doar nu-mi pic n fiecare ziextrateretri n cas.

89901:24:29,913 --> 01:24:34,038Toi cei de pe planeta taau urechile ieite n afar ?

90001:24:36,288 --> 01:24:37,753Exact la fel.

90101:24:37,788 --> 01:24:42,788

i umblai peste tot nud ?Nu e ciudat ?

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90201:24:43,496 --> 01:24:47,120Corbul acela nu poart nimic.Arat ciudat ?

90301:24:47,412 --> 01:24:50,579

Dac i-ar pune cravat,ar arta ciudat.

90401:24:52,662 --> 01:24:55,703Tipsy, n-am dormit toat noaptea...

90501:24:56,578 --> 01:24:59,703...gndindu-m cum s-i recupereztelecomanda.

90601:25:00,578 --> 01:25:01,328Alo.

90701:25:01,578 --> 01:25:04,245Facei-mi legtura cu Balbir Singh.Salonul nr. 4.

90801:25:04,828 --> 01:25:08,078- Ai greit numrul.- Nu e spitalul Fortis ?

90901:25:08,411 --> 01:25:11,910De ieri sunai ntr-una la alt numr.

91001:25:11,945 --> 01:25:15,410Imposibil !De data asta n-am greit !

91101:25:16,577 --> 01:25:19,036Deci, cum recuperm telecomanda ?

91201:25:22,327 --> 01:25:25,202Facei-mi legtura cu Balbir Singh.Salonul nr. 4.

91301:25:25,237 --> 01:25:28,160Ne pare ru, dle.Ai sunat prea trziu.

914

01:25:28,534 --> 01:25:30,327Balbir a murit n aceast diminea.

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91501:25:30,785 --> 01:25:34,910Ce ? Cum s moardintr-o operaie de hemoroizi ?

91601:25:35,243 --> 01:25:37,618

E jenant, dar nu v facei griji.

91701:25:37,992 --> 01:25:42,284Pe certificatul de deces va scrie 'infarct'pentru buna reputaie a familiei.

91801:25:42,660 --> 01:25:44,700- Venii s ridicai trupul.- Sunt pe drum.

91901:25:45,117 --> 01:25:46,867Bine, la revedere.

92001:25:49,742 --> 01:25:52,909- De ce ai spus aa ceva ?- mpart bucurie cu rita.

92101:25:53,117 --> 01:25:57,283Imagineaz-i ce bucuros va ficnd i va vedea prietenul n via.

92201:25:57,318 --> 01:25:58,158Ce ?

92301:25:58,367 --> 01:26:02,450M nnebunise cu telefoanele.I-am jucat i eu o fest.

92401:26:03,075 --> 01:26:06,283- O fest ?- Tipsy, am fcut o glum !

92501:26:13,241 --> 01:26:14,658Am neles !

92601:26:15,699 --> 01:26:18,990Cineva face farse.

92701:26:19,366 --> 01:26:21,823

Cnd Sfinia Sa I sun pe Dumnezeu,

928

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01:26:22,157 --> 01:26:25,323ridicndu-i capul i spunnd,'Doamne, lumineaz-m',

92901:26:25,615 --> 01:26:27,740apelurile lui se duc la un Numr Greit.

93001:26:28,198 --> 01:26:31,031Cineva, undeva, face farse.

93101:26:31,323 --> 01:26:35,365Adevratul Dumnezeu n-o s spunc telecomanda mea e o perl.

93201:26:36,697 --> 01:26:43,405

Se pare c liniile telefonicectre Domnul sunt kaput.

93301:26:43,739 --> 01:26:46,114Toate apelurile ctre Dumnezeumerg la un Numr Greit !

93401:26:46,447 --> 01:26:47,871Adic ?

935

01:26:47,906 --> 01:26:52,280Gndete-te !Dumnezeu ar oferi soluii att de ciudate ?

93601:26:52,821 --> 01:26:56,655Cum ar fi, 'Vino la mine rostogolindu-tei o s te ajut'.

93701:26:57,072 --> 01:26:59,404Nu suntem copiii lui Dumnezeu ?

93801:26:59,696 --> 01:27:03,044Un tat i-ar pune copiiis se rostogoleasc...

93901:27:03,045 --> 01:27:04,863...ca s primeasc ajutor ?

94001:27:05,488 --> 01:27:07,364TatI tu i-a spus vreodat:

94101:27:07,365 --> 01:27:10,404

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"Fetio, vrei o rochie nou?D-te rostogol !"

94201:27:11,238 --> 01:27:15,654Alt fars, 'mbiaz-m n lapte de vac' !Ce prostie !

94301:27:16,279 --> 01:27:20,954i dac telefoanele asteaar ajunge la adevratul Dumnezeu,

94401:27:20,955 --> 01:27:22,278...ce ar spune El ?

94501:27:22,570 --> 01:27:27,237

Ar spune c milioane de copii de-ai meisufer de foame pe strzi.

94601:27:27,528 --> 01:27:30,528Dai-le lor laptele.Nu-mi facei mie du cu lactoz.

94701:27:31,111 --> 01:27:34,653Sunt sigur c cineva joac farse,aa cum ai fcut tu acum.

94801:27:35,237 --> 01:27:37,986Tipsy credea c Sfinia Sae o victim a farselor.

94901:27:38,319 --> 01:27:40,236Nu i-am lmurit confuzia...

95001:27:40,694 --> 01:27:43,361...pentru c n mintea mease ntea o idee nebuneasc.

95101:27:43,694 --> 01:27:47,486O idee care i-ar fi napoiatlui Tipsy telecomanda.

95201:27:48,569 --> 01:27:52,069- Cine e Tipsy sta ?- E un mister.

953

01:27:52,401 --> 01:27:55,235Dar are o manier unicde a vedea lumea care ne nconjoar.

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95401:27:55,610 --> 01:27:58,777- Cum ar fi ?- Dac te-ar vedea fumnd,

955

01:27:59,109 --> 01:28:01,568ar chema poliitii s le spunc ncerci s te sinucizi.

95601:28:01,943 --> 01:28:04,350- De ce ar face asta ?- Pe pachet scrie "Fumatul ucide"...

95701:28:04,650 --> 01:28:05,651...totui, tu tragi din igar.

95801:28:07,151 --> 01:28:09,068i ce vrei s spui ?

95901:28:10,901 --> 01:28:15,317Vreau o nfruntare.ntre Tipsy i Sfinia Sa.

96001:28:15,817 --> 01:28:18,442Vreau o confruntare televizat.

96101:28:19,067 --> 01:28:21,359Audiena va exploda !

96201:28:22,192 --> 01:28:24,942Am trei semne de tridentpe buca dreapt.

96301:28:25,400 --> 01:28:28,025Vrei s capt trei i pe stngaca s respect echilibrul ?

96401:28:28,399 --> 01:28:29,316Nu-i face griji.

96501:28:29,524 --> 01:28:34,483Tipsy n-o s se certe cu Sfinia Sa,ci o s-i explice delicat...

966

01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:37,899.. c apelurile lui ctre Dumnezeusunt date la un Numr Greit.

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96701:28:38,441 --> 01:28:41,358Sfinia Sa v rmne masc.

96801:28:41,982 --> 01:28:46,523

Cherry ! Tispy e aici.ntInete-te doar o dat cu el.

96901:28:46,982 --> 01:28:51,315Pariez c ntrebrile lui te vor ului.Ai ncredere n mine, te rog !

97001:29:02,023 --> 01:29:05,314- Scuzai-m, v-a scpat ceva.- Oh, mulumesc.

97101:29:08,898 --> 01:29:11,022Nu e al meu.

97201:29:12,522 --> 01:29:15,272Prezervative Kamasutra,cu arom de cpuni.

97301:29:16,647 --> 01:29:19,605Nu suport aroma de cpuni, omule.

ntreab-i.

97401:29:20,022 --> 01:29:22,396Al meu nu este.Gorila beat !

97501:29:24,647 --> 01:29:26,855- Dn, v aparine ?- Cum ndrzneti ?

97601:29:27,146 --> 01:29:31,271- Uitai-v n poet dac v lipsete.- Neruinatule !

97701:29:32,271 --> 01:29:35,104- nseamn c e al dvs.- Nu, nu e al meu.

97801:29:35,438 --> 01:29:37,104Tipsy, e al lui.

97901:29:37,396 --> 01:29:41,854

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ntreab-I tot ce vrei s tii despre el.Intr !

98001:29:46,270 --> 01:29:50,062- Ce-i sta ?- Un prezervativ.

98101:29:50,395 --> 01:29:55,103- La ce e bun ?- Controleaz populaia globului.

98201:29:55,811 --> 01:30:01,561- n ce fel ?- Se poart n timp practicrii sexului.

983

01:30:03,936 --> 01:30:07,102Cum controlezi populaia globuluiprin faptul c I pori ?

98401:30:07,269 --> 01:30:10,394Nu doar eu...Milioane I poart.

98501:30:10,685 --> 01:30:14,727- I mprumut toi de la dumneata ?- Nu, toi au aa ceva.

98601:30:15,102 --> 01:30:18,894- Am o ntrebare.- Hai, Tipsy, ntreab-l ce vrei.

98701:30:19,227 --> 01:30:23,393Dac scapi bani pe jos,toi alearg s-i ia.

98801:30:23,602 --> 01:30:28,851Dac scapi un prezervativ,toi fug de el. De ce ?

98901:30:29,393 --> 01:30:33,227- Sexul e o chestiune foarte personal.- De ce ?

99001:30:33,476 --> 01:30:36,809Nu spui ntregului ora:"Astzi fac sex. "

99101:30:37,267 --> 01:30:42,309

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Atunci cei ce fac nuni nu anun,cu surle, trmbie i artificii,

99201:30:42,344 --> 01:30:47,226...ntregului ora:"n noaptea asta fac sex"?

99301:30:49,391 --> 01:30:50,725Am spus ceva amuzant ?

99401:30:51,475 --> 01:30:56,475Nu am un rspuns pentru tine.Am, n schimb, o slujb s-i ofer.

99501:30:57,433 --> 01:30:58,974

Mulumesc.99601:31:00,016 --> 01:31:03,475Hai s-o tergemnainte s se rzgndeasc.

99701:31:05,433 --> 01:31:07,933Blindeaz-i fundul, Sfinia Ta.

99801:31:08,183 --> 01:31:10,141

O s simi tridentul meu.

99901:31:14,098 --> 01:31:17,515n locul acesta, Sfinia Sa realizeazcomuniunea credincioilor cu Dumnezeu...

100001:31:17,724 --> 01:31:19,474...pentru a le oferi soluiila necazurile lor.

100101:31:19,890 --> 01:31:22,813Ascult-i cu atenie apelurile.

100201:31:22,848 --> 01:31:27,598Dac ai impresia c apelurilese duc ctre un Numr Greit,

100301:31:27,599 --> 01:31:29,181spune-le oamenilor.

100401:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,806- Asta o s-mi redea telecomanda ?

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Cu ce mijloc de transport ?

101901:32:38,844 --> 01:32:41,093Porunca Ta e sfnt pentru mine.

1020

01:32:43,885 --> 01:32:47,718- Ai auzit de ghearul Rathong ?- Nu.

102101:32:48,177 --> 01:32:52,635E n munii Himalaya.la trenul pn la Silliguri...

102201:32:53,468 --> 01:32:56,176apoi autobuzul pn la Gangtok...

102301:32:57,052 --> 01:33:01,593...dup aceea, o cltorie de opt zileprin muni.

102401:33:02,134 --> 01:33:06,717Vei ajunge la un templu mare.

102501:33:07,675 --> 01:33:10,842Roag-te acolo

i problema i va fi rezolvat.

102601:33:11,051 --> 01:33:13,425Numr Greit !Ai sunat la un Numr Greit !

102701:33:13,800 --> 01:33:15,592- Ce ?- Numr Greit.

102801:33:15,967 --> 01:33:21,258Sfinia Voastr, linia dvs. telefoniccu Dumnezeu nu funcioneaz.

102901:33:22,050 --> 01:33:24,091Apelurile dumitale sunt direcionatectre un Numr Greit...

103001:33:24,383 --> 01:33:28,133...i un Dumnezeu fals i joac feste.

103101:33:28,342 --> 01:33:31,549

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Ce vrei s spui ?

103201:33:31,925 --> 01:33:34,758O s v explic.Nu suntem toi copiii Domnului ?

103301:33:35,424 --> 01:33:36,341Da, i ?

103401:33:36,633 --> 01:33:40,216S spunem c copilul dumitale are necazurii vine s-i cear ajutorul.

103501:33:40,673 --> 01:33:43,299i ajui pe loc sau i spui...

103601:33:43,548 --> 01:33:46,798"Copilul meu, mai am o cas,la 3,000 de km. distan de aici.

103701:33:47,007 --> 01:33:50,007Vino acolo i spune-mi din nouce necaz ai.

103801:33:50,340 --> 01:33:52,715

Atunci o s i-I rezolv. "Ce prostie !

103901:33:53,048 --> 01:33:55,621Dac apelul ar fi primitde Dumnezeu cel real,

104001:33:55,622 --> 01:33:58,298El ar spune:"Fiule, ngrijete-i soia bolnav,"

104101:33:58,714 --> 01:34:04,256"nu alerga dup mine.Oricum, o s vii la mine dup ce mori,"

104201:34:04,464 --> 01:34:08,048"ofer-i timpul tu acumcnd are nevoie. Nu-i aa ?"

104301:34:12,339 --> 01:34:14,838

Pot dovedi c totul e o fest.

1044

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01:34:15,047 --> 01:34:18,297Sun-I iar pe Dumnezeul sta falsi ntreab-I...

104501:34:18,630 --> 01:34:21,088...ce garanie are omul sta

ca soia lui se va face bine.

104601:34:21,379 --> 01:34:25,463Dle, pn nu primeti ceva n scris,nu pleca de la cptiul ei.

104701:34:25,671 --> 01:34:28,588Doar d un telefoni lmurete-i ndoiala.

104801:34:29,588 --> 01:34:32,837E timpul pentru meditaia sfnta Sfiniei Sale.

104901:34:34,588 --> 01:34:43,670S ne rugm Domnului,Gloria e a Sa...

105001:34:46,337 --> 01:34:51,253Acest Dumnezeu fals pretinde

c lucrul meu e o perl sfnt.

105101:34:51,628 --> 01:34:54,502Joac o fest.

105201:34:56,045 --> 01:34:58,669Nu e Dumnezeu.E un impostor.

105301:34:59,294 --> 01:35:01,211E un escroc.

105401:35:01,502 --> 01:35:05,044Dumnezeu nu vorbete cu noi,muritorii de rnd.

105501:35:05,794 --> 01:35:09,419Comunic cu noi prin administratorii Lui.

1056

01:35:09,919 --> 01:35:11,794Tipsy a pus n discuieo problem important.

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105701:35:11,895 --> 01:35:13,036Care ?

105801:35:14,835 --> 01:35:18,127

Dumnezeu vorbete, ntr-adevr,administratorilor ?

105901:35:18,161 --> 01:35:19,050Nu.

106001:35:19,084 --> 01:35:23,335Atunci de unde vin poruncile pentru noi ?

1061

01:35:23,710 --> 01:35:27,251- De la un Numr Greit.- i ce ar trebui s fac oamenii ?

106201:35:27,501 --> 01:35:29,330Pn nu sunt reparateliniile telefonice,

106301:35:29,331 --> 01:35:31,376s nu mai apelezela administratorii Domnului.

106401:35:31,410 --> 01:35:33,959S se ajute reciproc n momentele grele.

106501:35:34,375 --> 01:35:37,230Un important pont de la Tipsy:

106601:35:37,231 --> 01:35:41,417'Nu v bizuii pe administratorii Domnului.'

106701:35:41,709 --> 01:35:44,626Bizuii-v unul pe cellalt.


106901:35:51,875 --> 01:35:56,416Tipsy spune s nu construii templulpentru c perla aceea i aparine lui.

107001:35:56,583 --> 01:35:58,625

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108401:36:53,663 --> 01:36:57,787De ce i-I ascunde ?E musulman ?

1085

01:36:58,537 --> 01:37:02,871Dac avei ntrebri, punei-i-le lui Tipsy.

108601:37:02,906 --> 01:37:04,579Care e religia lui ?

108701:37:04,913 --> 01:37:09,120Aflai crei religii aparine,aflai crei credine aparine.

108801:37:12,037 --> 01:37:14,953Cu secole n urm,Mohammad din Ghazni...

108901:37:15,828 --> 01:37:17,828...a venit i ne-a distrus templele.

109001:37:18,453 --> 01:37:22,912Astzi, alt invadator vreas repete istoria.

109101:37:23,203 --> 01:37:24,628Dar nu vom permite...

109201:37:51,202 --> 01:37:54,290Dumnezeul tu vrea stie care mi-e religia.

109301:37:54,291 --> 01:37:58,374Hai s-L ntrebmcare sunt religiile acestor oameni.

109401:37:58,409 --> 01:38:02,846- Ce absurditate e asta ?- Sun-L pe Dumnezeul tu !

109501:38:02,881 --> 01:38:07,284De ce s-I mai deranjez pe Dumnezeu ?O s-i spun chiar eu.

109601:38:07,617 --> 01:38:09,450Acesta de aici e hindus.

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01:38:53,156 --> 01:38:56,323Fr musta = Musulman !

111101:38:57,072 --> 01:39:00,031Diferenele astea sunt fcutede Dumnezeul fals.

111201:39:00,364 --> 01:39:02,822Dac adevratul Dumnezeu ar dori,ne-ar pune cteo etichet.

111301:39:02,857 --> 01:39:05,906- E vreo etichet pe trupul tu ?- Pe trupul meu ?

1114

01:39:05,941 --> 01:39:08,989Nu fii uimit,jos vemntul s verificm !

111501:39:09,405 --> 01:39:11,238Ce atta timiditate ?

111601:39:11,780 --> 01:39:15,116Despuiai-v cu toii artai-i Sfiniei Sale.

111701:39:15,117 --> 01:39:16,614Are cineva etichet ?

111801:39:17,030 --> 01:39:20,863Lsai ruinea deoparte.n regul, eu primul.

111901:39:23,362 --> 01:39:25,905Privii adevrul gol-golu.

112001:39:27,112 --> 01:39:31,945Vedei vreo etichet ?

112101:39:32,737 --> 01:39:34,279Nu-i nimic ! Vezi ?

112201:39:34,571 --> 01:39:36,196Verificai...

112301:39:36,695 --> 01:39:38,778Dai-I afar pe sIbaticul sta !

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113701:40:27,734 --> 01:40:32,567O s arzi n lad !Teme-te de mnia Domnului !

113801:40:37,650 --> 01:40:40,275

Mulumesc, tat !Mulumesc.

113901:40:41,150 --> 01:40:44,609Rezolvasem doar jumtate de puzzle.Dumneata I-ai dezlegat pe tot.

114001:40:44,941 --> 01:40:46,525Frica e cheia.

114101:40:46,816 --> 01:40:52,150Poznaul profit de frica oamenilor.Ai neles ?

114201:40:52,691 --> 01:40:55,191Nu chiar, dar i poi explica tu tatei ?

114301:40:55,357 --> 01:40:59,274Ba bine c nu ! Pot s dovedesc.Urmai-m.

114401:41:00,566 --> 01:41:02,566N-am timp de aiurelile stuia.

114501:41:02,940 --> 01:41:06,899Dac se dovedesc aa,anulez emisiunea tv.

114601:41:19,689 --> 01:41:24,064Studenii de aici sunt n sesiune.Sunt speriai pn n mduva oaselor.

114701:41:24,356 --> 01:41:29,230Aici ne vom instala afacerea.Fabrica Fricii.

114801:41:40,439 --> 01:41:42,771Maina e instalat.

1149

01:41:47,855 --> 01:41:50,646Investim capitalul iniial.

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se pune la orizontal.

116401:43:04,642 --> 01:43:09,017Tipul cu Numrul Greitface comer cu frica.

116501:43:09,434 --> 01:43:12,433tie c cei cu team,spre templu dau nval.

116601:43:13,225 --> 01:43:16,099i dumneata pari speriat !Scap de podoabele astea...

116701:43:17,433 --> 01:43:22,641

Nu mai pune la ndoial religia !E chestiune de credin !

116801:43:22,974 --> 01:43:25,349Dac Dumnezeu n-ar fi dorits punem ntrebri...

116901:43:25,682 --> 01:43:29,515...nu ne-ar fi nzestratcu darul de a gndi.

117001:43:30,183 --> 01:43:33,682Gardienii religiei fac uz de violencnd nu ne pot rspunde la ntrebri.

117101:43:34,182 --> 01:43:37,765Ne reduc la tcere speriindu-ne.Dar acum nu vom tcea.

117201:43:38,432 --> 01:43:42,764Pn acum, unul, Tipsy, a pus ntrebri.Acum vor fi o mie.

117301:43:43,514 --> 01:43:46,015Prieteni, rspundei la telefoane.

117401:43:46,389 --> 01:43:51,264Cnd depistai un Numr Greit,notai-I i trimitei-ne-I nou.

1175

01:43:51,723 --> 01:43:53,930I vom da la TV.

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Guru spune, 'dac vrei o slujb,hrnete o vac'.

119001:44:53,552 --> 01:44:57,052Vaca asta e, cumva, agent de angajri ?

119101:44:57,303 --> 01:45:01,011Sau posteaz CV-uri pe Monster. com ?Numr Greit.

119201:45:01,177 --> 01:45:02,260Uit-te la asta !

119301:45:02,969 --> 01:45:05,427El spune: "Convertete-te la cretinism

sau fii blestemat".119401:45:05,885 --> 01:45:09,427Dac Domnul ar fi vrut,a fi fost cretin prin natere.

119501:45:09,885 --> 01:45:12,427De ce s m convertesc acum ?Numr Greit.

1196

01:45:13,801 --> 01:45:15,384Fetele acestea vor s mearg la coal.

119701:45:15,759 --> 01:45:18,843Un nou ordin spune:"Ucidei-le dac fac asta".

119801:45:19,051 --> 01:45:23,634S fie Dumnezeu att de meschinnct s le refuze copiilor cunoaterea ?

119901:45:24,301 --> 01:45:25,842Numr Greit.

120001:45:26,426 --> 01:45:29,800Ce i-a menit Dumnezeu,i se va ntmpla.

120101:45:30,259 --> 01:45:34,300Are un plan magistral pentru Univers.

120201:45:34,884 --> 01:45:36,508

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Accept-I.

120301:45:36,842 --> 01:45:41,258Discipolii ti spun:Ca s fii binecuvntat cu un biat,

120401:45:41,466 --> 01:45:45,924cumpr cartea astai incanteaz mantrele.

120501:45:46,258 --> 01:45:49,465Tu cumperi o carte de 10 rupii...

120601:45:49,500 --> 01:45:52,674...i sabotezi astfel planul Domnului !

120701:46:02,007 --> 01:46:06,132Tipsy, programul tu e un succes total !Suntem asaltai de mesaje.

120801:46:06,340 --> 01:46:08,007Uite nc unul.

120901:46:13,007 --> 01:46:14,173Ce este ?

121001:46:15,089 --> 01:46:19,006E de la tata.i e ruine c sunt fiica lui.

121101:46:22,839 --> 01:46:29,338Eram n clasa a 10-acnd am scris prima mea poezie.

121201:46:30,047 --> 01:46:32,088Pentru tata.

121301:46:33,088 --> 01:46:38,422Se spune c semn cu mama.Eu spun c e posibil,

121401:46:39,255 --> 01:46:42,380...dar sunt fata lu' tata.

1215

01:46:42,796 --> 01:46:45,172Am recitat-o de ZiuaSfritului de An colar.

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- Doar imit-m.

123001:47:43,501 --> 01:47:45,484Ce facem ?

1231

01:47:51,126 --> 01:47:52,834nchide ochii !

123201:47:53,001 --> 01:47:54,799Cum te mai imit atunci ?

123301:47:54,834 --> 01:47:56,667Ah, da.Atunci ine-i deschii.

123401:49:30,870 --> 01:49:33,828S-i arunc priviri fugarect e ziua de lung...

123501:49:34,120 --> 01:49:36,828S-mi ncordez auzulla fiecare cuvnt ce-I spui...

123601:49:37,203 --> 01:49:40,078S las deopare tot ce fac...

123701:49:40,452 --> 01:49:43,411...ca s-i urmresc fiecare pas,

123801:49:43,619 --> 01:49:46,161N-o consider dect o pierdere de timp,

123901:49:46,744 --> 01:49:49,536Dragostea e o pierdere de timp,

124001:49:49,994 --> 01:49:52,536Amorul e o pierdere de timp,

124101:49:52,994 --> 01:49:55,952Dragostea e o pierdere de timp.

124201:49:56,535 --> 01:49:59,493Dar mintea i inima mea insist...

124301:49:59,743 --> 01:50:02,493...c, cel puin, o dat-n via...

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124401:50:02,994 --> 01:50:05,285...trebuie s-mi pierd timpul aa,

124501:50:05,702 --> 01:50:08,368

Fr motiv sau fr rost

124601:50:08,909 --> 01:50:11,701Vreau s-mi irosesc timpul aa

124701:50:12,034 --> 01:50:14,617lubesc s-mi pierd timpul aa.

124801:50:31,741 --> 01:50:36,075

M uit n oglind de-un zilion de ori,124901:50:38,033 --> 01:50:42,782Podoaba capilar mi-o stilezde-un milion de ori,

125001:50:44,533 --> 01:50:49,657Nenumrate seturi de haine probez,

125101:50:50,949 --> 01:50:55,490

Sticlue parfumate,cu mult talent, golesc.

125201:50:57,115 --> 01:51:02,865Nu fac dect s m gtesc,S fac ceva util nici nu m gndesc

125301:51:03,739 --> 01:51:06,489Acum neleg...

125401:51:06,823 --> 01:51:09,447...c dragostea e o pierdere de timp.

125501:51:09,906 --> 01:51:12,865ns mintea i inima insist...


1257


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125801:51:19,197 --> 01:51:21,989Fr motiv sau fr rost,

125901:51:22,489 --> 01:51:25,239Vreau s-mi pierd timpul aa

126001:51:25,613 --> 01:51:28,864lubesc s-mi pierd timpul aa,

126101:52:04,444 --> 01:52:08,986Cu capul n jos,lumea mea s-a ntors

126201:52:11,069 --> 01:52:15,944

Nu tiu cum s-i spun ce simt,126301:52:17,443 --> 01:52:22,360Zmbesc fr vreun motiv anume,zmbesc fr rost,

126401:52:23,652 --> 01:52:28,193N-am nicio idee ce se ntmpl

126501:52:30,026 --> 01:52:35,776

Gndurile mele vor s zboarei s ipe de pe acoperiuri

126601:52:36,442 --> 01:52:42,526Acum nelegc dragostea e pierdere de timp...

126701:52:42,818 --> 01:52:45,942ns mintea i inima mea insist...



127001:52:52,359 --> 01:52:54,900Fr motiv sau fr rost

1271

01:52:55,151 --> 01:52:58,191...vreau s-mi pierd timpul aa.

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129901:55:36,641 --> 01:55:38,975- Frioare !- Biete, eti mare.

1300

01:55:39,224 --> 01:55:43,599- Eti vedet rock !- Unde eti, frioare ?

130101:55:43,765 --> 01:55:46,849n Mandawa.Vin mine la Delhi.

130201:55:47,182 --> 01:55:49,807Am un cadou pentru tine.

130301:55:50,266 --> 01:55:54,557Am pus mna pe houlcare i-a furat dispozitivul.

130401:55:54,932 --> 01:55:57,849L-a vndut pentru 10,000 de dolari.

130501:55:58,515 --> 01:56:00,640- Ghici cui.

- Cui ?

130601:56:01,265 --> 01:56:04,556Sfiniei Sale.

130701:56:06,806 --> 01:56:13,164Domnul a spus: e o perl divindin colierul Zeului Shiva.

130801:56:13,506 --> 01:56:18,064la-o i pstreaz-o cu sfinenientr-un mare templu.

130901:56:18,065 --> 01:56:20,013La vederea acestei perle...

131001:56:20,222 --> 01:56:21,556Hei !

1311

01:56:22,847 --> 01:56:25,013Bun.La ce te gndeti ?

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131201:56:25,513 --> 01:56:29,179Houl care mi-a furat telecomandaa fost prins.

1313

01:56:29,471 --> 01:56:30,805Ce spui ? Serios ?

131401:56:31,055 --> 01:56:36,388Amicul meu mi-a spusc houl a vndut-o Sfiniei Sale.

131501:56:36,555 --> 01:56:38,388Sfinia Sa i-a pecetluit soarta.

131601:56:39,138 --> 01:56:42,846O s-i cerems returneze telecomanda...

131701:56:43,221 --> 01:56:45,512altfel, houl o s spun tot adevruln direct, la TV.

131801:56:46,303 --> 01:56:51,762Deci n-a gsit telecomanda mea

n Himalaya ! Minte !

131901:56:52,804 --> 01:56:56,970Numerele greite nu sunt manevratede cine tie ce Dumnezeu fals...

132001:56:57,470 --> 01:56:59,636...ci chiar de Sfinia Sa.

132101:57:02,095 --> 01:57:04,386tiai asta, Jaggu ?

132201:57:04,553 --> 01:57:06,886ii minte ziua cnd ai menionatde numrul greit ?

132301:57:07,219 --> 01:57:12,136Toate telefoanele lui apeleazun numr greit.

132401:57:12,427 --> 01:57:17,052De atunci am tiut c greeti.

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Dar am tcut mIc.

132501:57:17,386 --> 01:57:21,052Dac I-ai fi fcut atunci impostor,oamenii te-ar fi linat.

132601:57:21,301 --> 01:57:23,385Oamenii tnjez dup ceva unic.

132701:57:23,593 --> 01:57:25,218Numrul greit !

132801:57:25,510 --> 01:57:28,343Ideea ta cu Numrul Greit era unic.

132901:57:28,635 --> 01:57:31,176Astzi lumea te sprijin.

133001:57:31,385 --> 01:57:35,926Tipsy, planul meu a dat rezultate !Te vei ntoarce acas !

133101:57:40,592 --> 01:57:44,008Chiar mine o s zbori acas,prietenul meu !

133201:57:44,300 --> 01:57:47,050F...i dus eti !

133301:57:48,758 --> 01:57:51,550Nu ne vom mai revedea.

133401:57:53,134 --> 01:57:56,258Va rmne un vid imens n viaa mea.

133501:57:57,466 --> 01:58:00,216O s-mi fie dor de tine.

133601:58:02,007 --> 01:58:04,007S rmn aici ?

133701:58:06,924 --> 01:58:09,424i ce-o s faci ?

133801:58:10,299 --> 01:58:13,590Simplu, am o slujb.

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133901:58:14,174 --> 01:58:17,215O s-mi fac acte de identitatei o s m stabilesc aici.

1340

01:58:17,674 --> 01:58:21,840O s-mi gsesc o fatcu care 's-mi pierd timpul'.

134101:58:22,465 --> 01:58:24,881O s m nsor cu ea.

134201:58:25,215 --> 01:58:27,881- Cine-o s te accepte de so ?- De ce n-ar face-o ?

134301:58:28,298 --> 01:58:32,673Soia ta o s-o ia raznaprezentndu-te n societate.

134401:58:33,464 --> 01:58:37,047'Vi-I prezint pe soul meu, Tipsy !'

134501:58:38,047 --> 01:58:41,256Dar nu m cheam aa !

134601:58:41,422 --> 01:58:44,131- Tipsyyy !- O s-mi iau un nume adevrat.

134701:58:45,422 --> 01:58:51,171De ce nu-mi sugerezi tu unul ?Un nume care-i place.

134801:58:51,964 --> 01:58:57,588Numele unui brbat trebuie s fiepe msura personalitii lui.

134901:58:57,879 --> 01:58:59,380Exact.

135001:58:59,630 --> 01:59:02,171i cum e personalitatea mea ?

1351

01:59:02,504 --> 01:59:04,37

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